"I wanted to know about the Doctor - the man who appears out of nowhere and saves the world. Except sometimes he doesn't. All those times in history when there was no sign of him. I wanted to know why not. But I don't need to ask anymore. I know the answer now. Sometimes, the Doctor must look at this planet... and turn away in shame."

Metatron: You know those constitutionals He likes to take?

Rufus: I think we're beyond euphemisms at this point. (to Bethany) God's a skeeball fanatic.

Metatron: Yes, the Lord has quite a fancy for the game, been playing it for years. He assumes a human form once a month and indulges, doesn't tell anyone where He's going. From what I understand, He always gives His points away to neighborhood children. Isn't that sweet?

Bethany: But She hasn't come back from one of these day trips, is that what you're saying?

Metatron: (annoyed) No, she hasn't, and we've been unable to locate her.

"And if He comes back, take Him to court. He walked out on us, He oughta pay."

Angel: It's the Lord our God... He quit.

Jesse: That's not the answer I was expectin'. Fuck do you mean, He quit?

Castiel: I'm going to find God.

Dean: God?

Castiel: Yes.

Dean: God!?

Castiel: Yes. He's not in Heaven; he has to be somewhere.

Dean: Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla.

Castiel: (looking slightly confused) No, he's not on any flatbread.