Quotes: Hates the Job, Loves the Limelight
Good evening, my name is Bill Hicks
. I've been on the road now doing comedy 12 years, so, uh, bear with me while I plaster on a fake smile and plow through this shit one more time... I'm kinda tired of traveling, kinda tired of doing comedy, kinda tired of staring out at your blank faces looking back at me, wanting me to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn't possibly think of yourselves.
I hated myself for my lack of anger. Was there no limit to humiliation
that I'd put up with to hold onto a job? No. There was no limit.
Making motion pictures—and God knows it's been said before—is probably the mot boring art form ever devised. For an actor, anyway. You wait while they hang lights, focus cameras, check sound, tape marks on the floor, and you do the same three lines over and over and over again.
—Alan King, Name Dropping
I never really enjoyed acting in the first place. I started when I was 10 and Iíve been doing it for 50 years...Upstairs Downstairs
brought me fame and kudos but it didnít pay anything. I think I got £230 an episode and each episode took two weeks to shoot.
I don't know that I want to act 15 years from now. I mean, I love the process of acting, but not the masochism. No matter how successful you get in Hollywood, you cannot rest. Your new movie doesn't open well; they're looking for the next person to replace you; it's always something. You never have true peace.
Here's a man who has spent years going to great lengths to let you know just what an inconvenience it is for Harrison Ford
to be in the movie you're watching. Cowboys and Aliens
would have been a bad movie regardless, but Ford made matters worse by sleepwalking through his scenes and treating the publicity for the movie like someone was asking him to build a Malaysian prison.
, "The 25 Least Influential People of 2011"
Perhaps the most concentrated example of their mutual repugnance is seen a recent Q&A video released in tandem with a Glamour
cover story, where fans—fans desperate for the Q&A to be a fun activity, and, bless them, unflagging in their portrayal of it as a fun activity
—ask the stars questions on iPads.
The casual interview presents a number of apparently baffling questions to the pair of actors: "What's the sexiest weather?" ("...RainÖ??"); "What is the sexiest thing about women?" ("...Hair."); "What's the weirdest place you've ever been on a date?" ("I don't know.") ("I've never been on a date.
"). They struggle to name anything they have in common with their characters. They struggle more to come up with three positive words to describe one another, and they are visibly upset with each other's choices
. The Q&A is a capsule representing the entirety of the 50 Shades
press tour: awkward, tense, and astoundingly bad at selling the movie, from beginning to listless end.