Shepard: It's just that if you were human, you would be called her mother, regardless of which one of you gave birth to her.
Matriarch Aethyta: Well, I'm not human, am I? Anthropocentric bag of dicks.
Who knows Abigail better than you and I? Or the burden she bears? We are her fathers now.
— Hannibal demonstrates how to turn an otherwise-charming line into emotional blackmail
"I can call any of them on the phone any time I want to. John, Desi, Mike or Papa Mike...my four dads."