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"You're telling me that I could go into a sporting goods store in this world, buy a tent, and tell the devil in my magic lamp to turn that into ten Curaga spells? Do these spells take up tangible space, are they in a book or are they in my pocket? Why can I only carry a hundred of them? How does the character actually junction these spells to their hit points? Is it like a ring or a lotion or something? Where are your hit points located? I can also tell the devil to refine his own card into 100 black holes, which I can then refine into the Demi spell, which is a great spell to function to your attack stat - but what's a black hole? Do you actually mean to say that I'm carrying 100 collapsed stars in my pants, and I got all that from a playing card?"

— The Spoony One, on Final Fantasy VIII's metaphysics.

"Try to think of all the good times, like remember all the great stuff we used to pull out from behind our backs."

— Timon, Timon & Pumbaa

"Where did you get that?"

— Katara, Avatar The Last Airbender

Helen: Um. Where did you get that mallet?

Mell: Whatdya mean? Mallets just happen.

—Narbonic

Sam: You don't even have pockets. Where do you keep all that stuff.

Max: In my sock.

Sam: You don't wear socks. Where do you keep them?

Max: That's... none of your damn business.