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"Young males tend to have an unhealthy obsession with my species."
— Liara T'Soni, Mass Effect
"Young men have funny ideas of what asari are like. I blame the extranet - and computer games."
— Ashley Williams, the same game
"I will date the girl from Venus Flowers die, and so will I. I will kiss the girl from Venus For Science!! I'm so brave, I'm so brave I'll be her love slave!" "Step into my transporter So I can teleport ya All around my heavenly body!" — Jamiroquai, "Space Cowboy"
"These alien chicks reproduce with spores So I go where no MC has gone before" — MC Lars, "Space Game"
"We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?"
— Zapp Brannigan, Futurama
"Blimey, fish from space have never been so...buxom."
— The Doctor, Doctor Who
Bob: "Duh... Duh... Duh.... YOU'RE A GURL!"
Princess Voluptua: "Ah, and I see you've established yourself with the planet's intelligentsia."
Ahem: "Hey, don't go knocking Bob. He's cool!"
Princess Voluptua: "Wait a centon,,, Jean, you're a human female?"
Jean Poule: "Yes, I am. So?"
Princess Voluptua: "Smegging Shazbots! That means I've been setting the proportions wrong on my shapeshifter unit all this time!"
Jean Poule: "WHAT?!"
Bob: "Hm. This is going poorly..."
You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."
— Jay, Clerks II
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