Quotes / Grandma, What Massive Hotness You Have!


Guess what, you are a G-MILF. That is a GrandMother that I would Like to-<scene change>
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Apollo: Isn't she a little old for cute?
Trucy Wright: Apollo! Shame on you! Cute is eternal! Cute is timeless!

Vanessa Huxtable Mom, you never said who that was.
Claire: Vanessa, if you LIVE past tonight to become a mother of five, a grandmother of two, and can still wear a size 8 dress, maybe then you'll deserve to know.

Joseph: That's a picture. Of me. Sitting on a couch. With my legs spread open. Naked. This picture was on the cover of GDILFs Magazine's 'Top Ten Sexiest, Most F*** able Grandpas'. I was number one. Beating both Monkey D. Garp from One Piece, and Uncle Iroh from Avatar.
D'Arby: How...recent...is that picture?
Joseph: VERY...very...recent.

Real Life

I’ve been trapped with men in elevators who say to me, ‘Oh, I really used to like your mum. She’s really hot.' I don’t know what to say. If I say, ‘No, she’s not’, that is really insulting to my mother, and if I say she is, it seems very wrong. She is smokin’, I guess.

When she filmed this video, Zsa Zsa Gabor was 76 years old and had the range of motion of a woman being digested by a snake. Corpses get better workouts when the gasses inside them shift. And this would all be normal for an elderly fitness video if there were old people doing it along with her. Instead, she has two gigantic body builders, Francois and Mike... It sounds pretty gross on paper, but you don't get to be Miss Hungary 1936 without having a certain appeal. When she calls Francois over to help her stretch, she is a predator on the hunt and the poor guy is way out of his league. Eight decades old or not, it only takes 8 seconds of flirting before Francois is ready to stick it in.

Honestly, I know I'm gonna sound really weird and perverted for saying this, but... "Grandma's" kinda hot. Don't gimme that!

Next to In-N-Out, Angelyne is my favorite thing about Los Angeles. The Billboard Queen proves that just because you’re 150, doesn’t mean you have to dress like it!

Chris: I think a recurring theme for Smallvillains has been that we love the hell out of John Glover and his hair. That’s a fair assessment, right?
David: I dunno, man. I mean — I — wait, what? I’m sorry, I was looking at John Glover’s hair. Where are we? Who are you?
—Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Smallville, "Beacon"

Typically whenever Hollywood announces that they’re going to reboot something (aka ruin it), I can’t roll my eyes fast enough or kick out enough chairs for Hollywood to take a seat, but not this time... Fox has confirmed that they’re bringing The X-Files back for a six-episode event, and that David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson will return as FBI Special Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. No word on whether their hot no-nonsense hunk of a boss Skinner will be back, but that’s sort of irrelevant, considering he’s still making appearances in my dreams.
DListed, "Fox Has Confirmed That An X-Files Reboot Is Happening"

During Flair's absence from WCW broadcasts, fans on the Internet were outraged. They did everything they could to support their hero, including voting for him in People Magazine's online "50 Most Beautiful People in the World" poll. Flair came in second only to Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf from Howard Stern with 17,145 votes, a feat made even more impressive since Hank was actually among the available choices, while Flair was a write-in candidate.
R. D. Reynolds and Bryan Alvarez, The Death of WCW

The main problem I have with the comic is the problem I had with the show. Hannibal is always hooking up with hot ladies, even though he's, like, 60. Come on ladies, he could be your father. Though it is Liam Neeson, so I guess it's understandable.
—Spacey, ''When a Plan Comes Together", a review of The A-Team: War Stories: Hannibal