-> ''(drops barrel on his foot)'' GAH! HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait... I'm alone. [[SubvertedTrope I can swear for real]]! ''(deep breath)'' ''SON OF A--'' ''([[CurseCutShort tape fast-forward]])''
-->--'''Grunkle Stan''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->''"I apprehended the accused and advised him of his rights. He replied, 'Why don't you ram it up your pimhole, you fusking clothprunker.'"''
-->-- ''Series/ABitOfFryAndLaurie''

->''"Looks like the sixth Doctor has developed exactly the same sort of lame swearing as the ‘[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS8E1TerrorOfTheAutons}} ham fisted bun vendor]]’ third Doctor and ‘[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS17E1DestinyoftheDaleks}} spack off]]!’ fourth Doctor -- his latest attempt is ‘[[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness microcephallic apostate]]’ (one day he will just say ‘you fucking twat')."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/09/season-twenty-two.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS22E5Timelash}} "Timelash"]]

->''"We can thank the [[Wrestling/NewWorldOrder NWO]] B&W for re-popularizing the phrase ''"sad sack."'' Where would the wrestling world be without this phrase? A better place, perhaps? No, this is WCW, so they'd come up with some strange phrase like ''"fruity booty"'' to take its place. Oh! Wait! [[Wrestling/BookerT They did.]] Damn."''
-->--'''[[http://www.ddtdigest.com/updates/1999044t.htm DDT]]'''

-->-- '''Wrestling/JohnCena'''

->''"Well pierce my ears and call me drafty!"''
-->--'''Mary Jane Watson''', ''SpiderMan #62''

->'''Sheldon:''' [Leonard] said, and I quote, ask Penny, it was her cockamamie idea.\\
'''Penny:''' Leonard said cockamamie?\\
'''Sheldon:''' Actually, I’m paraphrasing. Having been raised in a Christian household, I’m uncomfortable with the language he used. And to be honest, I’m not entirely comfortable with cockamamie.

->'''Bill's Wife:''' You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!!\\
'''Bill:''' What the french toast?\\
'''Bill's Wife:''' Do you think I wouldn't find out about your doodoo head cootie queen?\\
'''Bill's Mistress:''' Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?!
-->-- Orbit gum commercial

->'''Passenger:''' Enough is enough! I have had it with these [[Film/SnakesOnAPlane gosh-darned snakes on this gosh-darned plane]]!\\
'''Steward:''' Language, sir!
-->-- ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'', "No. 1861"

->Darn you! Darn you all to heck!
-->-- '''Alex,''' ''{{WesternAnimation/Madagascar}}''

->You can go straight to H-E-double hockey sticks!
-->--'''Rose Nylund,''' ''Series/TheGoldenGirls''

->"Time to open a can of kick-butt!"
-->-- ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} before fighting [[TheRival Sabretooth]]

->'''Bart:''' I sure as ''Hell'' can't tell you we learned about ''Hell'' unless I say ''Hell'', can I?\\
'''Marge:''' ...Bart, you're no longer in Sunday School. Don't swear.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"

->''"I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words."''
->-- '''Calvin''', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->[[color:#000056: CT: D --> Oh shoot]]
->[[color:#000056: CT: D --> E%cuse my vulgarity]]
-->-- '''Equius Zahhak,''' ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->''"Heck is where people go when they don't believe in Gosh."''
->-- '''A joke.'''

->''"...You can't even say Hell? Are you serious?"''
->-- '''[[@/HilarityEnsues Hilarity]]''', ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->'''SantaClaus''': Oh, balderdash and fiddle lee dee!
->'''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Crow T. Robot]]''': Whoa, language, Santa!
->-- ''Film/SantaClausConquersTheMartians''

->''"He didn't get out of the cockadoodie car!"''
-->-- '''Annie Wilkes''', ''{{Literature/Misery}}''

->[[color:cyan:GG: Shucks!!!!!]]
->[[color:red:TT: Hey, I'm upset about it too, but let's watch the [[HypocriticalHumor fucking]] language.]]
-->-- '''Jane Crocker''' and the '''Auto Responder''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->'''King Dedede:''' "Frikkin' crud."\\
'''Kirby:''' Fruh-crud.\\
'''King Dedede:''' "Flippin' egg."\\
'''Kirby:''' F-fcraig\\
'''King Dedede:''' "Hella."\\
'''Kirby:''' Heck of.
-->--'''King Dedede''' teaching '''Kirby''' to swear, ''[[http://www.usgamer.net/articles/video-game-cheats-n-beatums-4-kirby-speaks Kirby's Curse]]''

->''"'Truck hard'? 'Truck hard'?! Holy schizz! That sounds so ''hooooot''"''
-->-- '''Lindsay Jones''' as '''[[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Ruby Rose]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHSoztUW0pk reading]] '''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey'''

->''"OW! MOONFIRE AND STAR VOMIT! HEAL, by all the snakes!"''
-->--'''Darkstalker''' as Kinkajou spits poison at him, ''Literature/WingsOfFire''

->"Oh, yes, by golly gosh all hemlock"
-->--'''ComicBook/JimmyOlsen''', ''Fanfic/AForceOfFour''

->[[LampshadeHanging "I've got some R rated dialogue for you, but I'm gonna keep it PG, I'm gonna keep it PG!"]]
-->--'''Frank Jackson''', ''Film/BigFatLiar''

->"Gosh darn it to heck!"
-->--'''Wyatt''', ''VideoGame/WolfensteinIITheNewColossus''

->'''Eleanor:''' Somebody royally forked up. ''[{{Beat}}.]'' Somebody ''forked'' up. Why can't I say "fork"?\\
'''Chidi:''' If you're trying to curse, you can't [[{{Heaven}} here]]. I guess a lot of people in this neighborhood don't like it, [[NarrativeProfanityFilter so it's prohibited]].\\
'''Eleanor:''' That's bullshirt.

->'''[[Film/IronMan Tony:]]''' ''[bouncing off a force field]'' Shit!\\
'''[[Film/CaptainAmerica Cap:]]''' Language!\\
''[a few minutes later]''\\
'''Tony:''' Wait a second. No-one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said "language"?\\
'''Cap:''' I know! ''[pauses to hurl his bike through the front of a jeep]'' It just slipped out.\\
''[another few minutes later]''\\
'''Thor:''' ''[to Cap]'' Find the scepter!\\
'''Tony:''' And for ''gosh' sake'', watch your language!\\
'''Cap:''' ''[sighs]'' [[NeverLiveItDown That's not going away anytime soon...]]
-->-- ''Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron''