We can't die, Bendis. And you know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too good-looking for God to let us die.
— Sergeant Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly
If Sir Mix-a-Lot was the Secretary of Defense, this◊ is what the average US soldier would look like.
"I've heard of some interesting ways to oxygenate somebody who is out of breath but snogging them underwater is a new one on me. I suppose that is what you get when you hire a hot woman to play the part of a super soldier. I wonder if this scene would have played out along the same lines had it been some beefy bloke in the role tonguing Doggett?"
(406): Screw Disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on Earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, Im never leaving
(703): I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.