Quotes: Good Hair, Evil Hair
"What is wrong with them? They never listen to me! They only listen to that blue-suited blowhard! It's the mustache, I bet!"
"To have a beard is to rehearse
A battle with the universe."
Bibble: I'm Governor Sio Bibble, the Queen's trusted advisor.
Qui-Gon: Advisor? Hmmm. Does he have a goatee?
GM: Yes, actually, he does.
Dave: How can you have a goatee without shaving? Does it just materialize?
Elan: You just executed him because I happened to have him tied up?
Yes, but that mustache did not do him any favors either.
"Piper's son grows up to tbe the evil ruler of the world. ...And he looks hilariously like a member of Nickelback
"Moral of the story: The thinner the mustache, the bigger the douchebag."
— YouTube comment concerning Clayton from Tarzan