Quotes: Gold Digger

"I asked her, 'Why would you wanna be a Hollywood wife?'
'Because I don't wanna end up living in a dive on Vine'z"

"That woman made brazen overtures
With a gilt-edge guarantee
She had a golden glint in her eye
And a silver voice with a counterfeit ring
Just melt her down and you'll reveal
A lump of lead as cold as steel
Here!, where a woman's heart should be!"
The Music Man, "Pick A Little, Talk A Little"

"In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all
I'd fool around and have a ball"
Abba, "Money, Money, Money"

Yeah, I'm sorry I can't afford a Ferrari,
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an Xbox and I'm more Atari,
But the way you play your game ain't fair!
I picture the fool that falls in love with you, uh huh
(Oh shit she's a gold digger)
Well
(Just thought you should know, nigga)
Cee Lo Green, "Fuck You"

"You don't like players
That's what you say-a
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire."
Amy Winehouse, "F*** Me Pumps"

Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
Destinys Child, "Jumpin' Lyrics

"Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're O.K.
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away
They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right, 'cause we are
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl"
Madonna, "Material Girl"

"There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer
Thinks you're awful nice
But get that ice or else no dice
He's your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend
It's then that those louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girl's best friend"

She's a maneater
Make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all of her love.
She's a maneater
Make you buy cars
Make you cut cards
Make you wish you never met her at all."
Nelly Furtado, "Maneater"

"She'll get what she wants
If she's willing to please
His type of girl
Always comes with a fee
Hey now, there's nothing for free"
Good Charlotte, "Boys and Girls"

"Now I know, that I had to borrow,
Beg and steal and lie and cheat.
Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya.
'Cause being in love with you ass ain't cheap.
I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shit she's a gold digger)
(just thought you should know nigga)"
Cee Lo Green, "Fuck You"

"She's dangerous, superbad
Better watch out cause she'll take your cash
She's a gold digger
(Sure is)
She's a gold digger
(Sure is)"
Ludacris ft. Bobby Valentino, "Gold Digger"

I come to wive it wealthily in Padua.

Zsa Zsa really is from an unrelatable period of antiquity. After a half hour of nonstop chatter about the benefits of senior citizen fitness, there is only one mention of self esteem and none about health. Zsa Zsa Gabor's entire philosophy on life seems to be wrapping your legs around it until it buys you a house. Exercise is only good for two things: making ozzer vomen jealous and fucking zeir husbands...My favorite advice came when she said gently marching in place was 'a vonderful vay to strengzen your legs for an unfaisful husband, lover, lawyer, doctor ...' It's a special kind of woman whose main goal in a workout is to be a better lay for her lawyer and doctor.

Someone needs to sit down with Charlie Sheen’s porn star fiancé (that sounds like an unpopular Vivid title) Brett Rossi, and school her on the subtleties of gold digging, because homegirl is coming across a little sloppy. Brett must have skipped the class at Make Dat Money University where you learn that a good gold digger lets the steam cool on her 24K crack rock before holding your hand out and demanding more...Jesus, it’s Clickety Clack, not Stompity Stomp, Brett; if you want #datmoney you need to play it smart and play it quiet. First you tell Charlie you want kids, but 'Way, way in the future' and make that hand gesture that looks like you’re swatting away money. Then you let some time pass; typically 3-5 months, but I bet Charlie’s crack-fried cockroach brain is no longer able to comprehend the passing of time, so you could just wait 3-5 weeks. During this time, stop taking birth control and start practicing your best 'Whoopsies, I’m pregnant!!' face.
Michael K., "Your Gold Digger Game Is Showing, Brett Rossi"

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

Ralph: I take it this bum will be calling you?
Linda: Dad, he's a millionaire.
Ralph: You have my permission to marry him.
Arthur

(After learning Carter´s family is worth 700+ million dollars)
Abby: How did you manage to last this long without some girl marrying you?
Carter: We come with a built in gold-digger alarm. My grandmother installs them at birth!
Susan: And I haven't set it off? You better have that thing checked!
ERFun fact 

Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?
Lorelei Lee (Marilyn Monroe), Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

Wake up leprechaun, she's after your gold!
Stan Smith, American Dad!

That floppy old bag of money is gonna be dead in like a month. And who's going to comfort Jessica and her millions of dollars? Yeah, Jessica's a gold digger, but I'm a gold digger digger.
Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari), Parks and Recreation