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Quotes: Gold Digger
"I asked her, 'Why would you wanna be a Hollywood wife?'
'Because I don't wanna end up living in a dive on Vine'z"

"In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all
I'd fool around and have a ball"
Abba, "Money, Money, Money"

"You don't like players
That's what you say-a
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire."
Amy Winehouse, "F*** Me Pumps"

Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
Destinys Child, "Jumpin' Lyrics

"Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're O.K.
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away
They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right, 'cause we are
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl"
Madonna, "Material Girl"

"There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer
Thinks you're awful nice
But get that ice or else no dice
He's your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend
It's then that those louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girl's best friend"

She's a maneater
Make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all of her love.
She's a maneater
Make you buy cars
Make you cut cards
Make you wish you never met her at all."
Nelly Furtado, "Maneater"

"She'll get what she wants
If she's willing to please
His type of girl
Always comes with a fee
Hey now, there's nothing for free"
Good Charlotte, "Boys and Girls"

"Now I know, that I had to borrow,
Beg and steal and lie and cheat.
Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya.
'Cause being in love with you ass ain't cheap.
I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shit she's a gold digger)
(just thought you should know nigga)"
Cee Lo Green, "Fuck You"

"She's dangerous, superbad
Better watch out cause she'll take your cash
She's a gold digger
(Sure is)
She's a gold digger
(Sure is)"
Ludacris ft. Bobby Valentino, "Gold Digger"

"I come to wive it wealthily in Padua."

"Zsa Zsa really is from an unrelatable period of antiquity. After a half hour of nonstop chatter about the benefits of senior citizen fitness, there is only one mention of self esteem and none about health. Zsa Zsa Gabor's entire philosophy on life seems to be wrapping your legs around it until it buys you a house. Exercise is only good for two things: making ozzer vomen jealous and fucking zeir husbands...My favorite advice came when she said gently marching in place was 'a vonderful vay to strengzen your legs for an unfaisful husband, lover, lawyer, doctor ...' It's a special kind of woman whose main goal in a workout is to be a better lay for her lawyer and doctor."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife."

(After learning Carterīs family is worth 700+ million dollars)
Abby: How old are you? 30?
Carter: 31.
Abby: How did you manage to last this long without some girl marrying you?
Carter: (laughs) We come with a built in gold-digger alarm. My grandmother installs them at birth!
Susan: And I haven't set it off? You better have that thing checked!
ERFun fact 

"Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?"
Lorelei Lee (Marilyn Monroe), Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

"Wake up leprechaun, she's after your gold!"
Stan Smith American Dad!

"That floppy old bag of money is gonna be dead in like a month. And who's going to comfort Jessica and her millions of dollars? Yeah, Jessica's a gold digger, but I'm a gold digger digger."
Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari), Parks and Recreation

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