Quotes / Gold Digger

"I asked her, 'Why would you wanna be a Hollywood wife?'
'Because I don't wanna end up living in a dive on Vine'z"
— "Hollywood", Marina & the Diamonds

"That woman made brazen overtures
With a gilt-edge guarantee
She had a golden glint in her eye
And a silver voice with a counterfeit ring
Just melt her down and you'll reveal
A lump of lead as cold as steel
Here!, where a woman's heart should be!"
— "Pick A Little, Talk A Little", The Music Man

"They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is
always Mister Right"
— "Material Girl", Madonna

"Ain't got a job, job
But she will call you 'honey'
She'll never stop, stop
'Til she gets all your money"
— "Shopping Cart", Parallel Dance Ensemble

"I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas"
— "Gold Digger", Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx

"She sits on her ass, he works his hands to the bone,
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home"

[...]
"I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough
Cause that girl's got expensive taste"
— "Why Don't You Get a Job?", The Offspring

"Louis XIII and it's all on me, nigga, you just bought a shot
Kamikaze if you think that you gon' knock me off the top
Shit, your wife in the backseat of my brand new foreign car
Don't act like you forgot, I call the shots, shots, shots
Like brap brap brap
Pay me what you owe me, don't act like you forgot"
— "Bitch Better Have My Money", Miss Piggy Rihanna

"In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all
I'd fool around and have a ball"
— "Money, Money, Money", Abba

Yeah, I'm sorry I can't afford a Ferrari,
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an Xbox and I'm more Atari,
But the way you play your game ain't fair!
I picture the fool that falls in love with you, uh huh
(Oh shit she's a gold digger)
Well...
(Just thought you should know, nigga)
— "Fuck You", Cee Lo Green

"You don't like players
That's what you say-a
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire."
— "F*** Me Pumps", Amy Winehouse

Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
— "Jumpin' Lyrics, Destiny's Child

"There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer
Thinks you're awful nice
But get that ice or else no dice
He's your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend
It's then that those louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girl's best friend"

She's a maneater
Make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all of her love.
She's a maneater
Make you buy cars
Make you cut cards
Make you wish you never met her at all."
— "Maneater", Nelly Furtado

"She'll get what she wants
If she's willing to please
His type of girl
Always comes with a fee
Hey now, there's nothing for free"
— "Boys and Girls", Good Charlotte

"She's dangerous, superbad
Better watch out cause she'll take your cash
She's a gold digger
(Sure is)
She's a gold digger
(Sure is)"
— "Gold Digger", Ludacris ft. Bobby Valentino

I come to wive it wealthily in Padua.
Petruchio, The Taming of the Shrew

"How can women deny me anything? I mix morals with sable. I drip pearls into protest. I adorn resistance with rubies. My smile is a Ferrari. I have ALL women — or can have them, which is the same thing."
Ragpicker, The Madwoman of Chaillot

Zsa Zsa really is from an unrelatable period of antiquity. After a half hour of nonstop chatter about the benefits of senior citizen fitness, there is only one mention of self esteem and none about health. Zsa Zsa Gabor's entire philosophy on life seems to be wrapping your legs around it until it buys you a house. Exercise is only good for two things: making ozzer vomen jealous and fucking zeir husbands.

Jesus, itís Clickety Clack, not Stompity Stomp, Brett; if you want #datmoney you need to play it smart and play it quiet. First you tell Charlie you want kids, but 'Way, way in the future' and make that hand gesture that looks like youíre swatting away money. Then you let some time pass; typically 3-5 months, but I bet Charlieís crack-fried cockroach brain is no longer able to comprehend the passing of time, so you could just wait 3-5 weeks. During this time, stop taking birth control and start practicing your best 'Whoopsies, Iím pregnant!!' face.
Michael K., "Your Gold Digger Game Is Showing, Brett Rossi"

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

Ralph: I take it this bum will be calling you?
Linda: Dad, he's a millionaire.
Ralph: You have my permission to marry him.
Arthur

(After learning Carter´s family is worth 700+ million dollars)
Abby: How did you manage to last this long without some girl marrying you?
Carter: We come with a built in gold-digger alarm. My grandmother installs them at birth!
Susan: And I haven't set it off? You better have that thing checked!
ERFun fact 

Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?
Lorelei Lee (Marilyn Monroe), Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

Wake up leprechaun, she's after your gold!
Stan Smith, American Dad!

That floppy old bag of money is gonna be dead in like a month. And who's going to comfort Jessica and her millions of dollars? Yeah, Jessica's a gold digger, but I'm a gold digger digger.
Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari), Parks and Recreation

Sgt. Cerreta: Well, May-December romances do happen.
Det. Logan: Yeah. But December usually comes with Santa Claus.

Maron: Huan! I broke a nail. Can I have a thousand dollars?
Krillan: You can have two! Gohan, I am an excellent boyfriend.
Gohan: Krillan, how did you meet this woman?
Krillan: We met at the bank. I was there picking up my life insurance money and she was there depositing her money from her night job. I think she's a waitress or something because she was depositing a lot of fives and ones.
Maron: And me and my dear sweetie little chestnut fell deeply, truly in love.
Krillan: She says I have a very rich personality!
Maron: And a wealth of knowledge!
Krillan: And her boobs are as big as my head!

"A woman's test in life is material. A man's test in life is a woman. Now, by 'test', I mean that those are the things that we desire. Men have nice cars. Not because they like nice cars, but because they know women like nice cars. That's how it goes! Because men are hunters! And the car's the bait! And a woman comes and says, 'Ooh, nice Porsche.' 'Gotcha, bitch!' That's how it is! That's true! Come on now, you go to a woman's house, their house be comfortable as shit. Women love comfortable surroundings, so men get comfortable surroundings. Lemme tell ya something; if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house!"
Dave Chappelle, Killin' Them Softly

A man has a successful life when he makes more than his wife can spend. A woman has a successful life once she's found such a man.
— Old, old joke

Bonnie: Ron Stoppable, you are such a hottie!
Ron: Are you just saying that because I'm rich?
Bonnie: Uh-huh.
Ron: Cool!
Kim Possible, "Ron The Millionaire"

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