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Baleful Polymorph was renamed per TRS


'''Complains:''' [[RandomEffectSpell Shield of Wonder.]] [[BalefulPolymorph Part demon now.]] You?\\

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'''Complains:''' [[RandomEffectSpell Shield of Wonder.]] [[BalefulPolymorph [[ForcedTransformation Part demon now.]] You?\\
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'''Dies:''' Then...by that logic, [[ShutUpHannibal you're not responsible for your success and should feel no pride]].

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'''Dies:''' Then...by that logic, [[ShutUpHannibal you're not responsible for your success and should feel no pride]].pride]].

->'''Grem:''' I am a [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy goblin prince]]. [[HonorBeforeReason I know when to fight.]]
->'''Dies:''' ''I am a [[LovableCoward coward!]]'' I know when to ''[[DontAskJustRun run!]]''
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->'''K'seliss:''' For the love of meat, ''shut up!'' No one wants to hear [[{{Wangst}} your emo character background!] My hands are [[BodyHorror literally melting away]] and I'm complaining less than you are!

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->'''K'seliss:''' For the love of meat, ''shut up!'' No one wants to hear [[{{Wangst}} your emo character background!] background!]] My hands are [[BodyHorror literally melting away]] and I'm complaining less than you are!
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->'''Paladin's Handbook:''' ''If you hear the minions of evil calling dibs on your gear, pray or run.

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->'''Paladin's Handbook:''' ''If you hear the minions of evil calling dibs on your gear, pray or run.
run.''



'''Big Ears:''' ''[imitating Complains]'' "I'll get you Minmax! I swear by the foam coming out of my mouth that I'll get yoooouuuuu!"

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'''Big Ears:''' ''[imitating Complains]'' "I'll I'll get you Minmax! I swear by the foam coming out of my mouth that I'll get yoooouuuuu!"
yoooouuuuu!



->'''Forgath:''' Yer an infant, you know that?

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->'''Forgath:''' [[AdultChild Yer an infant, you know that?
that?]]



->'''Chief:''' You have to be a paladin to [[DetectEvil detect]] Thaco's sarcasm?\\
->'''Ears:''' You have to be a ''noun'' to detect Thaco's sarcasm.

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->'''Chief:''' '''Chief:''' You have to be a paladin to [[DetectEvil detect]] Thaco's sarcasm?\\
->'''Ears:''' '''Ears:''' You have to be a ''noun'' to detect Thaco's sarcasm.



->'''K'seliss:''' For the love of meat, ''shut up!'' No one wants to hear [[{{Wangst}} your emo character background!}} My hands are [[BodyHorror literally melting away]] and I'm complaining less than you are!

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->'''K'seliss:''' For the love of meat, ''shut up!'' No one wants to hear [[{{Wangst}} your emo character background!}} background!] My hands are [[BodyHorror literally melting away]] and I'm complaining less than you are!
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->'''Paladin's Handbook:''' ''If you hear the minions of evil calling dibs on your gear, pray or run.

->'''Big Ears:''' I want the power to stop innocents from dying. To protect others instead of just standing around helplessly. What? Is that a dumb answer? It's stupid, right?\\
'''Fumbles:''' Congratulations Big Ears, you're now a first level [[KnightInShiningArmor paladin]].

->'''Complains:''' What? I don't have a temper.\\
''[{{Beat}}. The others burst out laughing.]''\\
'''Big Ears:''' ''[imitating Complains]'' "I'll get you Minmax! I swear by the foam coming out of my mouth that I'll get yoooouuuuu!"

->'''Chief:''' Fine. I'll be something that stays out of the way and never has to do anything exciting, but is still pestered by everyone in the group.\\
'''Fumbles:''' Woohoo! We have a [[WhiteMage cleric!]]

->'''Forgath:''' Yer an infant, you know that?

->'''Chief:''' Your impression of [[EvilWeapon an evil fork]] is uncanny, but items and objects can ''not'' be evil.

->'''Chief:''' Blaah! That sounds terrible! Why would ''anyone'' want to become a paladin?\\
'''Big Ears:''' So others don't have to.

->'''Thaco:''' Blindly throwing yourself into the fires of hell won't stop others from burning.

->'''Chief:''' Thaco, if you can tell me that there is absolutely no chance of us being able to rescue Fumbles, [[KnowWhenToFoldEm then we'll call this mission a failure and leave.]] But if there's even the slightest chance that we can succeed, [[NoOneGetsLeftBehind then we have to try.]]\\
''[Very long pause]''\\
'''Thaco:''' Alright, here's our plan...

->'''Ears:''' I detect sarcasm.\\
->'''Chief:''' You have to be a paladin to [[DetectEvil detect]] Thaco's sarcasm?\\
->'''Ears:''' You have to be a ''noun'' to detect Thaco's sarcasm.

->'''Complains:''' Ears, I can't move in the state I'm in and you're already pretty much carrying Fumbles. So I want you to listen very carefully...\\
'''Ears:''' ''No!'' I am ''not'' leaving you behind, Complains!\\
'''Complains:''' ''[beat]'' Are you ''high?!'' I was ''going'' to say that we should find a board or something to put me on, and maybe you could drag me out of here! Damn right you're not leaving me behind!

->'''Thaco:''' What happened to you?\\
'''Complains:''' [[RandomEffectSpell Shield of Wonder.]] [[BalefulPolymorph Part demon now.]] You?\\
'''Thaco:''' Climactic battle with the hero.

->'''Ears:''' Right now, you have a magically sharpened axe pressed carefully but sternly at the base of your throat. It's there because you've annoyed me. What do you think will happen if you make me angry?

->'''Minmax:''' Careful Dellyn, [[IronicEcho I heard a rumor]] about [[{{Scrub}} those who die complaining about the rules.]]

->'''K'seliss:''' For the love of meat, ''shut up!'' No one wants to hear [[{{Wangst}} your emo character background!}} My hands are [[BodyHorror literally melting away]] and I'm complaining less than you are!

->'''Demoness[[note]][[IronicEcho and later Fox]][[/note]]:''' I find it astounding how often creatures mistake their own stupidity for a lack of fairness.

->'''Dies:''' So...we're not responsible for our failures?\\
'''Riss:''' Exactly. It is simply the will of Maglubiyet, so you should feel no shame.\\
'''Dies:''' Then...by that logic, [[ShutUpHannibal you're not responsible for your success and should feel no pride]].

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