Quotes / Go Look at the Distraction

Ronan: (Watching Star-Lord dancing) What are you doing? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Star-Lord: I'm distracting you, ya big turd blossom!

"Uh...Look! A huge distracting thing!"

LOOK AT ME, I'M A TARGET!
The Doctor, Doctor Who, "The Pandorica Opens"
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