"Thanks, shadow self! We'll do battle later."
"You know what you (Princess Peach) do when you go-kart with Bowser? You make Detective Stabler cry."
— Michael Drucker Game Spy: Princess Peach: The Worst Woman in Videogames
"I know that sometimes, the hero has to play baccarat with the enemy, even though logically it would make more sense for them to just be trying to kill each other."
— Elan, The Order of the Stick
Well, you know what they say: keep you friends close, and you enemies a-closer. But they also say, if you enemy is a gigantic, spiked creature who breathes a-fire, keep him super duper close!"
— Mario, ''Mario Sports Mix Conference
Janey: Wait a minute. How could Brer Rabbit be fishing next to Brer Wolf? Didn't he just try to have him for dinner?
Brer Turtle: It's hard for you people folks to understand, but that's just the way us animals are. We might try to have each other for lunch one day or go bowling the next.
-The Adventures Of Brer Rabbit