"I want to know the connection between the elves and the Nazis!"
—Mike McGavin, Elves (1989)
Zombie Nazis fucking with my day now!
Angel: You're a Nazi?
Spike: What? (looks at his SS coat) Oh. No, I just ate one. Sneaky bastards, the SS. Don't ever go to a free-virgin-blood party. Turns out, it's probably a trap.
Angel: You were captured at a "free virgin blood" party?
Spike: I know. Who'd have thought? One minute, I'm asking a fella why all the virgins look like Goebbels. Next minute, I'm stuck in a box on this cursed ship.
— Angel, "Why We Fight"
Do you know how many vampires Hitler had in his army? This is literally why I started wearing armour!
- Captain America, "Longshot Saves the Marvel Universe"
For God's sake, this Hitler is a base occultist! Where would Science be under his wing? Dead and gone, gentlemen. Our reality would march to the drumbeat of a vulgar dictatorship, empowered by dangerous and forgotten magick, perhaps even Nephandi magick! Even now, Hitler sends his lieutenants to the far corners of the world, seeking out the most vile and evil of magickal traditions, hoping to use them to seize the world from mundane armies. This we cannot allow. Now is our chance! We must show the world that Science can win wars, that it can lift the spirit, that imagination and a little spit and gum are all that are needed to knock this Chaplinesque madman off his pedestal!
—Professor Burn, Mage: The Ascension - Tradition Book: Sons of Ether note
"They've made their own demon," Sam screams. Absurd as ever, she raises her camera and begins to run right at Fall Rot. "They built it..."
Made under German orders, by Mengele's biological researches and Alesch's toxic faith, from the broken matter of Hell's natives and from the energies of manifested executed art and their own murderous tech. To be a loyal demon, to be made of Nazi triumph. The avatar of the defeat of France.
"Picture an army of mythological beasts, unleashed upon the battlefield. The Allies won't even comprehend the forces that are destroying them."
Pip: If the British are good at anything, it's Hunting. And you are hunting the deadliest game of all.
Seras: Nazi Vampires.
Pip: Dammit, that used to sound so cool! But then you say it so much that "Nazi Vampires" just sounds stupid!
Seras: Nazi Vampires.
Pip: Dammit, that used to sound so cool! But then you say it so much that "Nazi Vampires" just sounds stupid!
"You see, for the last two years, the Nazis have had teams of archaeologists running around the world looking for all sorts of religious artifacts. Hitler's a nut on the subject. He's crazy. He's obsessed with the occult."
—Major Eaton, Raiders of the Lost Ark
"1937: Hitler joins the Thule Society, a group of German aristocrats obsessed with the occult. In 1938, he acquired the spear of Longinus, which pierced the side of Christ. He who holds it becomes invincible. Hitler's power increases tenfold. 1943: President Roosevelt decides to fight back. The Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense is born. 1958: the Occult Wars finally come to an end with the death of Adolf Hitler."
—Professor Trevor Bruttenholm, Hellboy (2004)
"Now Schmidt is a member of the inner circle and he is ambitious. He and Hitler share a passion for occult power and Teutonic myth. Hitler uses his fantasies to inspire his followers, but for Schmidt, it is not fantasy. For him, it is real. He has become convinced that there is a great power hidden in the earth, left here by the gods, waiting to be seized by a superior man. So when he hears about my formula and what it can do, he cannot resist. Schmidt must become that superior man."
—Abraham Erskine on Johann Schmidt, Captain America: The First Avenger
