->''"She is famous for having the worst personality in Germany...and as you can imagine, that's up against some pretty stiff competition."''
-->-- '''Series/{{Blackadder}} the Third''' on Caroline of Brunswick

->'''von Gerhardt:''' Prepare foh ay [[FateWorseThanDeath fate vurs zan deth]], Hinglisch flyingk fellow!
->'''Blackadder:''' Ah, so it's the traditional warm German welcome, then.
-->-- ''Series/{{Blackadder}} Goes Forth''

->''"[[PoirotSpeak ''Der ver zwei kleine peanuts, valking down der strasse, and one vas assaulted! ...peanut. Ohohohohoho.'']]"''
-->-- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''

->"Who sayz zer Germans hef no sense von humour?"
->"Just about eferybody, I zink."
-->-- '''Two German soldiers''', ''Radio/TheGoonShow''

->''"We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine."''
-->-- '''Horst''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"

->'''Nicky:''''' Schadenfreude', huh? What's that, some kind of [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazi]] word?\\
'''Gary:''' Yep. It's German for "Happiness at the misfortune of others!\\
'''Nicky:''' Happiness at the misfortune of others'... That '''is''' German!
-->-- ''Theatre/AvenueQ''

->''"I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII you killed all the funny people]]?'"''
-->-- '''Creator/RobinWilliams''', ''Weapons of Self-Destruction''

->''"On Ian's team tonight is a German comedian who once did a show about the history of German humour. It was an hour long, with a 58-minute interval."''
-->-- '''Jeremy Clarkson''', ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou''

->''"We turn now to Henning Wehn. Henning is one of a number of German comedians - that number being "one"."''
-->-- '''Creator/{{David Mitchell|Actor}}''', ''Radio/TheUnbelievableTruth'' (series 8, episode 2)

->'''Q:''' [[LightbulbJoke How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?]]
->'''A:''' One. Germans are an efficient people with no use for frivolity.

->'''Psychologist''': In terms of the mission, do you have any fears?\\
'''Vogel''': Well, I'm German. We don't feel fear.
-->-- ''Film/TheMartian'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMHG3gRZ2ik Right Stuff]]"