Bowler Hat Guy: Yes!
Receptionist: ...You're Mary Johnson.
Bowler Hat Guy: Err... It's short for... um... er...
Bowler Hat Guy: ...Uh, can that be a boy's name?
Receptionist: *sighs* Yes.
Bowler Hat Guy: Oooh! Yes! Yes it is!
River: Jayne is a girl's name.
Jayne: Well, Jayne ain't a girl! She starts in on that girl's name thing, I'll show her, good an' all, I got man parts!
Simon: I'm trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. It's just... it's not coming.
Mary: OK, Taylor was drinking this soda—
Emily: Wait, girl-Taylor or boy-Taylor?
Mary: Girl-Taylor. But then Riley bumped into her.
Emily: Girl-Riley or boy-Riley?
Mary: Boy-Riley. But girl-Riley thought that they were flirting, so they broke up. And now girl-Taylor's with boy-Riley and girl-Riley's with boy-Taylor.
Kamille Bidan: Kamille Bidan.
Karate Club member: Kamille? That's a girl's na—
Kamile: WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING NAMED KAMILLE! I'M A GUY!
(Kamille kicks the Karate Club member's butt)