Scientist: All right, and that's what we're trying to do, but... honestly, it's impossible.
Stane: TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
Scientist: Well...I'm sorry, I'm not Tony Stark.
Tenth Doctor: [device dings] Ding.
Queen Elizabeth I: What's that?
Tenth Doctor: It's a machine that goes...ding. [device dings] It lights up in the presence of alien DNA. Also it can microwave frozen dinners from up to twenty feet away and download comics from the future. I never know when to stop.