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Quotes: G-Rated Drug

"Man, I guess spinach is an expensive habit to keep up if Popeye's turned to drug dealing."
Linkara, Atop the Fourth Wall

''"Ally, I think I have a chicken pot pie problem."
Dez, Austin & Ally

Ch'Vorthq: Sergeant, you will be drinking a very heavy stimulant cocktail cut with shampoo and inert ultra-tensile carbon.
Schlock: I don't drink it. I eat it straight.
Ch'Vorthq: (dryly) And I suspect you're addicted to it.
Schlock: (draws gun) Step away from the Tub of Happiness.