Quotes: Functional Addict
"So I'm supposed to conclude that the town full of potheads is fully functioning, the businesses all seem to be doing well, people are friendly, everyone offers up what they have to share... when can we start?"
"Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer — you can do it, just not as well as the others, really."
"I'm a functioning alcoholic. The trick is not to get hung up on the "alcoholic," but celebrate the "functioning" part of the sentence."