->''"I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters" or my own personal preference, which is "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society". "Erm, one drawback with that: the abbreviation is CLITORIS."''
-->-- '''Arnold Rimmer''', ''Series/RedDwarf'', after having his anger stolen

->''We were going to call it, 'The League Against Beasts Infiltrating America', but that would have spelled out LABIA.''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''' in his Terror TRAX game review

->'''DJ''': What's so military about the [[TheMenInBlack Military Intelligence Bureau]], anyway?\\
'''Stanfield''': Damned if I know, son. I think they just made it up to facilitate the acronym.
-->-- ''FanFic/NeonExodusEvangelion'' 2:8, [[http://www.eyrie.net/NXE/nxe2-8.txt Dies Irae]]

->'''Toby''': And we are...\\
'''All Four Girls''': The Kappa Kappa Kappas!\\
'''Gisele''': Or the KKK. But we don't wear hoods, we wear hoodies!
-->-- ''Series/{{MADtv}}''

->'''Agent Brand''': I represent the Sentient Worlds Observation and Reaction Division.\\
'''Beast''': The government and their acronyms. Honestly, it's adorable.
-->-- ''[[ComicBook/XMen Astonishing X-Men]] #6''

->'''Basil:''' I'm sorry. That data is [=SuPer=]-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected.\\
'''Maya:''' [[ParrotExposition SuPer-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected!?]] What!? [[MemeticMutation This is madness!]]\\
'''Phoenix:''' No, Maya, [[Film/ThreeHundred this is]] [[Franchise/DevilMayCry SPARDA]].
-->-- ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyTrialsAndTribulations''

->'''[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]]''': Oh yeah! We are awesome baby! '''Z.A.P'''!\\
'''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Amy]]''': Z.A.P.?\\
'''Zelda''': It's our new group! Zelda, Amy, and Peach! I tried P.A.Z. but it didn't catch on…
-->-- ''FanFic/PaperMarioX'', Chapter 63: Beating Bowser, Part 2: The Girls are Beaming

->'''[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Ganondorf]]''': B.E.G.? What the heck does THAT stand for?\\
'''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Eggman]]''': It's our initials, dingdong!\\
'''Sonic''': No, it means you beg for mercy! ''[high-fives Link]''\\
'''Franchise/{{Kirby}}''': It also fits because Team Z.A.P. is an acronym of initials too!\\
'''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]]''': Yeah…That's still a pretty clever name…beats G.E.B., that's for sure.
-->-- ''FanFic/PaperMarioX 2'', Chapter 75: Big Beatings Back to Back

->'''Maria Hill''': What does [[ComicBook/{{SHIELD}} S.H.I.E.L.D.]] stand for, Agent Ward?\\
'''Grant Ward''': Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.\\
'''Maria Hill''': And what does that mean to you?\\
'''Grant Ward''': [[DeadpanSnarker It means somebody really]] [[LampshadeHanging wanted our initials to spell "shield".]]
-->-- ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'', "Pilot"

->''"M.U.T.O., [[{{Kaiju}} Massive Unidentified Terrestrial Organism]]. It is, however, [[NonIndicativeName no longer terrestrial]], it is [[GiantFlyer airborne]]."''
-->-- '''Admiral Stenz,''' ''Film/{{Godzilla 2014}}''

->'''Dr. Doofenshmirtz''': Today is the day we reveal to the Tri-State Area the existence of the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness!\\
'''Dr. Bloodpudding''': You want us to be called L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "Nerdy Dancin'"

->'''Calvin:''' Our top-secret club, G.R.O.S.S.– '''G'''et '''R'''id '''O'''f '''S'''limy Girl'''S'''!\\
'''Susie:''' "Slimy girls?!"\\
'''Calvin:''' I know that’s redundant, but otherwise it doesn’t spell anything.

->''I could claim that NOAH stands for “Nominated Observers of Artifacts Historical,” and so it does, ''technically'' -- but my true reason for choosing this name stems from the fact that it is shared by a vaunted Allagan archmagus.''
-->--'''G'raha Tia''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV''

->Tabitha looks from me to Clyde. "Fucked system," she says very deliberately.\\
I realize that it would be very hard to tell if Tabitha ever spontaneously developed Tourette's. Still, Clyde reaching across the table and high-fiving her is probably a fair sign it didn't just happen.\\
"The what?" I manage.\\
Tabitha rolls her eyes at my ineptitude. "Functional Userface for Counter-Thaumaturgy. F.U.C.T. FUCT system."\\
I glance at Felicity. She shrugs apologetically. "Unfortunate acronym."
-->--''Broken Hero,'' by Jonathan Wood

->''Welcome back to Robyn from the all-new, totally revamped Department for Social Affairs and Citizenship. I've got no fucking idea what it means, but it spells "SAC"!''
-->--'''Malcolm Tucker''', ''Series/TheThickOfIt''