Quotes / Frivolous Lawsuit

If I had to do it all again by bicycle
If I had to do it, I would crash my bicycle
I'd crush my head,
Collect the bread,
Crash my bicycle
John Linnell, "South Carolina"

I'll sue you,
I'll take all your money!
Ill sue you,
even if you look at me funny!
"Weird Al" Yankovic, "I'll Sue You"

I'LL SUE YOU! I'LL SUE ALL OF YOU! ALL OF YOU ARE GOING DOWN!! I'LL SUE THE WORLD!!! I EVEN SUED MYSELF LAST WEEK! GUESS WHO WON?? MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
John from theroommovie.com, The Tommy Wiseau Show (a sketch by Doug Walker mocking them for taking down his Nostalgia Critic review of The Room)

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