Quotes: Frivolous Lawsuit

If I had to do it all again by bicycle
If I had to do it, I would crash my bicycle
I'd crush my head,
Collect the bread,
Crash my bicycle
John Linnell, "South Carolina"

I'll sue you,
I'll take all your money!
Ill sue you,
even if you look at me funny!
Weird Al Yankovic, "I'll Sue You"