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Quotes: Freak Out!

"Um, he's not going to blow up, is he? 'Cause in books this is totally the part where he would scream "NOOOOOO!", explode with rage, and level the town."
Riley, regarding Ian, Errant Story

"Something had happened. A fuse blew and I had gone out of my skull."
Ralphie, A Christmas Story

Pss, hey Guido. Its all so clear to me now. I'm the keeper of the cheese... and you're the lemon merchant, you get it? And he KNOWS it. That's why he's gonna KILL US. So we got to beat it... ya... before he lets loose the marmosets on us! Don't worry little missy... I'LL SAVE YOU!
Ren, Ren and Stimpy