"Hey baby I hear the blues a-calling
Tossed salads and scrambled eggs — mercy.
And maybe I seem a bit confused;
Well maybe; but I got you pegged — ha-haa-haha!
But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs:
They're callin' again.
Good night Seattle, we love you!"
— Kelsey Grammer, singing one of the many variations of the show's closing theme.