"Hey baby I hear the blues a-calling Tossed salads and scrambled eggs — mercy. And maybe I seem a bit confused; Well maybe; but I got you pegged — ha-haa-haha! But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs: They're callin' again. Good night Seattle, we love you!"
— Kelsey Grammer
, singing one of the many variations of the show's closing theme.
"Oh, what fresh hell is this?"
— Frasier, realizing he's in for it. Again.