"There is no need to be worried by facetious people who try to make the Christian hope of 'Heaven' ridiculous by saying they do not want to 'spend eternity playing harps'. The answer to such people is that if they cannot understand books written for grown-ups, they should not talk about them."
— C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity
"If this is Heaven, we'd be eating Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak."
— The Spirit Of The West, Rango