Quotes: Flat "What."

Sif: [to Loki] When I said that I loved you, I did not lie.
Thor: What.

Finn: This ant's about to get in his pants!
Marceline: ...What.

"You know... I...often think about you."
"I... really want to suck your blood."
"... What."
Orange Marmalade note 

chainedsage2: first for le snibbles xDD
noperrr: what
—Comments on Duck by DooLovesAniki, a YouTube video

A small, non-existent freight train clattered out of nowhere and slammed into Elphaba at full speed, messily scattering her thoughts from one end of the room to the other. Back in the real world, Elphaba stood there, gently swaying back and forth on the spot as she tried to process what she'd just been told. In the end, the only coherent response she could organise was a flat mumble of "What."
The Tenth Doctor on an ocean-liner ramming the TARDIS in deep space, Doctor Who