Bartleby: Here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You've stood in His presence, He's spoken to you personally— yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
Loki: I just love fucking with the clergy, man. I love it, I love it. Gotta keep those fuckers on their toes.
'They know I don't believe in them, so they know I'm not trying to suck up
—Cleric, Eight Bit Theater
Abbot: I know there's no such person as Dracula. You know there's no such person as Dracula.
Costello: But does Dracula know it?
Iíve always thought it was interesting that in the comic, Tycho maintains his atheism in spite of the fact that he hangs out with Jesus all the time.
— Gabe, Penny Arcade
Like all good comic book scientists, Doctor Shark is willing to ignore massive swaths of his own inexplicable universe.
They dont necsasarrily [sic] need to worship the god that cursed them. Who told you such a thing is impossible? I've had atheist vampires, though how to not believe in god if he has personally cursed you is beyond me.
Michael Palin: I'm sorry to say I'm not sure I believe in you any more.
God: Oh, well, I suppose that's the sort of intellectual, fashionable thing of the moment, isn't it.
Michael Palin: Hope you're not offended.
God: [Genially] Oh, good lord, no. 'God is love', and so on.
Brian: Ah, the story of Jesus. Very moving. And fictional.
Stewie: He lived with us for like a week! What more do you need?
Om: "And Brave Too, To Declare Atheism Before Your God."
Simony: "This doesn't change anything you know, don't think you can get round me by existing!"
"Oh, I see you've spent some time in Hey Deze. As a cautiously seeking agnostic, I'm not sure I believe in Hey Deze, even though people go there all the time and bring back souvenirs."
— The Pretentious Artist, Kingdom of Loathing