Quotes / Flat-Earth Atheist

Bartleby: Y'know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You've been in His presence, He's spoken to you personally— yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
Loki: I just like to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it, I love to keep those guys on their toes.

I'm an agnostic, Divine One.

'They know I don't believe in them, so they know I'm not trying to suck up.
Cleric, 8-Bit Theater

Abbott: I know there's no such person as Dracula. You know there's no such person as Dracula.
Costello: But does Dracula know it?

Iíve always thought it was interesting that in the comic, Tycho maintains his atheism in spite of the fact that he hangs out with Jesus all the time.
Gabe, Penny Arcade

Like all good comic book scientists, Doctor Shark is willing to ignore massive swaths of his own inexplicable universe.

They dont necsasarrily [sic] need to worship the god that cursed them. Who told you such a thing is impossible? I've had atheist vampires, though how to not believe in god if he has personally cursed you is beyond me.
Found on the Bay 12 forums

Michael Palin: I'm sorry to say I'm not sure I believe in you any more.
God: Oh, well, I suppose that's the sort of intellectual, fashionable thing of the moment, isn't it.
Michael Palin: Hope you're not offended.
God: [Genially] Oh, good lord, no. 'God is love', and so on.

Brian: Ah, the story of Jesus. Very moving. And fictional.
Stewie: He lived with us for like a week! What more do you need?

Om: And Brave Too, To Declare Atheism Before Your God.
Simony: This doesn't change anything you know, don't think you can get round me by existing!

"Oh, I see you've spent some time in Hey Deze. As a cautiously seeking agnostic, I'm not sure I believe in Hey Deze, even though people go there all the time and bring back souvenirs."
The Pretentious Artist, Kingdom of Loathing