->''"Hi, this is Reese Roper from Five Iron Frenzy. I'd like to say thank you for buying [[SelfDeprecation another one of our stupid albums]]! This is a hidden track, and it contains [[HilariousOuttakes various mistakes that we made over the 11 shows we played]] for this live album. You may notice that we are not rock stars, because you will hear these mess-ups and you will say to yourself, '[[MyGodWhatHaveIDone My God, what have I done?]] '''What have I done!?'''' Yes, you will. [[EvilLaugh Ha ha ha ha!]]"''
-->-- '''Reese Roper''', ''Proof that the Youth are Revolting'', Hidden Track

->Five Iron Frenzy\\
They were good, They were good, They were really really really good!\\
Five Iron Frenzy\\
When you see them, we really really think you should\\
Thank them for being so cool and so awesome\\
Yeah, thank them for being so neat-o
-->--'''Music/RelientK''' "Five Iron Frenzy Is Either Dead Or Dying"