DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE
— Old Man, The Legend of Zelda
Tony: JARVIS, you ever hear the tale of Jonah?
JARVIS: I wouldn't consider him a role model...
"Really, the mouth? Such an obvious weakpoint! Oh, what fun!"
— Grimoire Weiss, NieR
Moral of story: if you are a flesh-eating monster, do not let the chattering monkey insert a bang-stick in your mouth while you're trying to snack down on its brains. Seriously, no good will come of this.