"Hello, pig. Hello, twig. It's like the number 10 just walked in."
—Mimi (to Drew and Lewis), The Drew Carey Show
"It works great! The fat one balances the two skinny ones!"
Michelangelo (Eric Idle), Monty Python at the Hollywood Bowl.
"Fatty and Skinny went to bed. Fatty rolled over and killed Skinny dead."
Old Klingon Proverb