Quotes / Fat and Skinny

"Hello, pig. Hello, twig. It's like the number 10 just walked in."
Mimi (to Drew and Lewis), The Drew Carey Show

"It works great! The fat one balances the two skinny ones!"
Michelangelo (Eric Idle) on the number of Christs in his "Last Supper", Monty Python at the Hollywood Bowl.

"Fatty and Skinny went to bed. Fatty rolled over and killed Skinny dead."
Old Klingon Proverb

G. K. Chesterton: To look at you, one would think there was a famine in the land!
Bernard Shaw: To look at you, one would think you caused it!

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