Vaas: You boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes...
flying like birds? (
chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really love you, cause you two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (
Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did you say? What did you say?
Do you want me to slice you open like I did to your friend? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye.
HEY! YOU FUCK! Look me in the eye.
You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... or you die. (
Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't you laughing now like you did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? You see, thing is, up there, you thought you had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (
beat)
You hit the ground.
Vaas: Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change.
That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different."
I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (
punches crate aside violently)
...you are looking at me. Okay, do you have a fucking problem in your head?
Do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (
beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed you once already, and
it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (
beat) It's like water under the bridge.
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
Jason: Across this island, Vaas and his pirates enslave the bodies and minds of the Rakyat. Our guns do not stop until Vaas falls to our feet! We are the warriors of the Rakyat,
AND I WILL LEAD YOU TO GLORY!
Vaas: Do you have any idea how fucking rude that was? (
In reaction to being shot at with an AK-47)
Jason: Hey, I got a crazy question. You won first place at that swimming championship this year, right?
Daisy: Yeah, the 400 meter.
Jason: What did it feel like, winning? Not afterward, on the podium. But in the water, when you hit the pad.
Daisy: Like I was really...present. Like the whole world was me.
Jason: You know...I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time, it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now...
it feels like winning.
