Quotes: Fandom Berserk Button
Buttercup: Ugh, why do people always get that wrong?
Blossom: It's "Powerpuff"!
Mitsuki: Eh? Bouken and Ranger doesn't make BoukenRanger?! What's "Bouken" and "Ger"? What's "Ger"?
Hmm... So do you. Every New Year's Eve, don't the two of you go to your family shrine and cosplay as shrine maidens? Kagami:
Do not call it cosplay.
"The easiest way to make a nerd angry is to get their obsession wrong."
"I know from firsthand experience that Robert Pattinson was not open to ridicule in his role in Twilight. How do I know? Because after I attempted to ridicule him in a movie theater, a middle-aged woman who was sitting behind me kicked me in the head."
"All it took was one selfie with Emmitt and now youíre a Cowboys bandwagoner? What is wrong with you? And youíre BRAGGING about it? I would not invite Julie to Thanksgiving dinner. I would cut her out of the will. See if your new bestie Emmitt will invite you over this year, lady....Dude, did these people even like the Vikings at all to begin with? They canít WAIT to find new asshole teams to root for. My God. You ate a bunch of hamburgers and now Big Ben is your hero? You know about the rape allegations and his gray penis and all that, right? Or was the burger all that mattered to you? DURRRR DIS TASTE GOOD GUESS IíM A YINZER NOW SIX-BURGH KISS THE RINGS DURRRRR. And fuck your hair."
"Any trick who rudely interrupts a topless Alan Cumming dry humping a Kit Kat dancer while singing in a German accent should be thrown into a windowless, concrete jail cell where theyíll have to spend every waking second wrestling with the fact that they ruined Cabaret for EVERYBODY. Bitch should be sitting all alone in his room cell. But since the US justice system is about as twisted and wrong as Shia LaDoucheís soft-boiled huevos in Spandex leggings, that didnít happen to him. Shia cut a deal and in exchange for a guilty plea...Now that thatís done, will detectives and prosecutors please investigate, arrest and prosecute the little girl who loudly talked and kicked the back of my chair all through act 1 of The Little Mermaid on Broadway a few years ago?"
"The cop tries to pry Lex from his panic room, calling him LuthER. That happens a whole bunch of times. I figure he's just saying it wrong to try and tick him off and scare him out. Uh, yeah."
: The TAS
Joker is too much of a conventional comedian for me. Heís kind of the Dane Cook
Andy: WHOA WHOA WHOA
Chris: Okay, NOW weíre going to fight.
: Iím offended on behalf of our readers that Uzi is participating in this session whilst completely f***ing high on hardcore intravenous drugs.
"It's Levi-O-sa not Levio-SA." She's a nightmare, honestly. It's no wonder she hasn't got any friends!