Lex Luthor: What? The Powderpuff Girls?
Buttercup: Ugh, why do people always get that wrong?
Blossom: It's "Powerpuff"!
Bubbles: No "D"!
— Cartoon Network bumper
Mitsuki: Right, or like yesterday with BoukenRanger.
Nobuo: Stop! Stop right there! It's not BoukenRanger, it's Boukenger! GoGo Sentai Boukenger!
Mitsuki: Eh? Bouken and Ranger doesn't make BoukenRanger?! What's "Bouken" and "Ger"? What's "Ger"?
Nobuo: This is why you're a noob!
— Hikonin Sentai Akibaranger
Konata: Hmm... So do you. Every New Year's Eve, don't the two of you go to your family shrine and cosplay as shrine maidens?
Kagami: Do not call it cosplay.
"The easiest way to make a nerd angry is to get their obsession wrong."
—Brian Posehn, Live In: Nerd Rage
"I know from firsthand experience that Robert Pattinson was not open to ridicule in his role in Twilight. How do I know? Because after I attempted to ridicule him in a movie theater, a middle-aged woman who was sitting behind me kicked me in the head."
—Callie Beusman, Jezebel
"Any trick who rudely interrupts a topless Alan Cumming dry humping a Kit Kat dancer while singing in a German accent should be thrown into a windowless, concrete jail cell where theyíll have to spend every waking second wrestling with the fact that they ruined Cabaret for EVERYBODY. Bitch should be sitting all alone in his room cell. But since the US justice system is about as twisted and wrong as Shia LaDoucheís soft-boiled huevos in Spandex leggings, that didnít happen to him. Shia cut a deal and in exchange for a guilty plea...Now that thatís done, will detectives and prosecutors please investigate, arrest and prosecute the little girl who loudly talked and kicked the back of my chair all through act 1 of The Little Mermaid on Broadway a few years ago?"
"The cop tries to pry Lex from his panic room, calling him LuthER. That happens a whole bunch of times. I figure he's just saying it wrong to try and tick him off and scare him out. Uh, yeah."
David: The TAS Joker is too much of a conventional comedian for me. Heís kind of the Dane Cook of Jokers.
Andy: WHOA WHOA WHOA
Chris: Okay, NOW weíre going to fight.
Andy: Your mom is the Dane Cook of moms!
David: And Ledger Joker is the Louis C.K..
Andy: Iím offended on behalf of our readers that Uzi is participating in this session whilst completely f***ing high on hardcore intravenous drugs.