Quotes / Fandom Rivalry

Yumi: Ami! I have no room to read my Decibel Destroyer, who totally rules over Knoble Knight.
Ami: Ha! Knoble Knight would make mince meat out of Decibel Destroyer. Knoble Knight rocks!
Yumi: Decibel Destroyer rules and rocks!
Ami: Knoble Knight rocks, rules... and rocks!
Yumi: Decibel Destroyer rocks, rules, rocks, rules, rocks....
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, "Manga Madness"

"The sun blazes red over the convention center!
As red as the blood of all who enter!
That's pumped through the hearts into this fearless choir.
It's the size and the shape of a fist clenched in ire

That's raised to the sky in faith and in duty,
That holds that red sun in all its beauty
A beauty we all must ignore!
As we take the last steps to war!

'Cause our movie's better than yours!

No our movie's better than yours!
Our movie's better!
Our movie's better than yours!
Our movie's better!
No our movie's better than yours!
Our movie's better!

Our movie's better than yours!"
Phineas and Ferb, "Nerds of a Feather"

"Don't you ever, ever compare me to Family Guy, you hear me Kyle? Compare me to Family Guy again, and, so help me, I will kill you where you stand!"
Eric Cartman, South Park, "Cartoon Wars Part 1"

[Stormcloaks are charging up a hill, ready to attack Whiterun]
Stormcloak #1: For Skyrim!
Stormcloak #2: For Skyrim!
Stormcloak #3: For Skyrim!
Stormcloak #4: For Dragon Age!
[Record Needle Scratch as all the Stormcloaks stop, then turn to face Stormcloak #4]
Stormcloak #4: Um... I... I... well... For Skyrim?
[All the Stormcloaks then chase after Stormcloak #4]

"The only thing fans like bitching about more than the thing they're fans of is the thing other people are fans of."
StarSword on the forums for Star Trek Online

"a much salty gratz from /r/httyd"
reddit comment on Big Hero 6's Oscar

"What happened when Matt Sydal and I became World Tag Team Champions? You people acted like these belts belonged to Austin Aries and Roderick Strong, or if those belts belonged to the Briscoe Brothers. You acted like me and Matt Sydal were like some couple of ham sandwiches that didn't even deserve the belts. YOU COULDN'T WAIT for us to lose those titles. Why? Why did you give up on me when I never, NEVER gave up on you? Was it TNA? You people just never quit. Just because I'm a part of TNA doesn't mean I haven't busted my ass every time I stepped into a Ring of Honor ring. The only people that think there is a rivalry between TNA and Ring of Honor are YOU PEOPLE! Not the TNA office, not the Ring of Honor office and not the wrestlers, JUST YOU! You people act like just because I'm a part of TNA that I'm restricted of what I can do here at Ring of Honor. You people made me pay for a decision I was forced to make over three and a half years ago. Well you know what? I made the right decision then. And if I had to make that same decision today I'd choose TNA all over again."
Christopher Daniels, Good Times, Great Memories