->''"As a Patriots fan living in Virginia, you can imagine how excited I was to find out they'd be doing joint practices with the Redskins. Then I show up to training camp to find myself surrounded by 20,000 women in Brady jerseys. These women screamed for 3 hours nonstop at Tom from the sidelines. Three weeks later and my ears still aren't functioning."''
-->--[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-england-patriots-1629216508 "Why Your Team Sucks 2014!: New England Patriots"]]

->''"Early this morning, every [[Creator/BenedictCumberbatch Cumberbitch]] woke up and after she used her fingers to chip away the shell of crusty tears that sealed her eyelids shut, she opened her eyes to see her loved one holding an open laptop while saying, 'Itís time to face the Internet again.' The glare from her laptop screen blinded her for a second and she screamed, 'Iím not ready! Iím not ready to [[IRejectYourReality face the truth!]]' Well, hopefully she ignored the Internet, went back to bed and continued to weep while clutching her otter stuffed animal (itís the closest thing to a Benedict Cumberbatch Real Doll out there)"''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/06/and-here-comes-the-human-lizard-baby-rumors/ Michael K.]]''' on Mrs. Benedict Cumberbatch

->'''Kate Beckett:''' And here's how I found Marvin Fisk. Right out of ''Hell Hath No Fury''.
->'''Richard Castle:''' Looks like I have a fan.
->'''Kate Beckett:''' Yeah, a really ''deranged'' fan.
->'''Richard Castle:''' Oh, you don't look deranged to me.
->'''Kate Beckett:''' ...[[OhCrap What?]]
->'''Richard Castle:''' ''Hell Hath No Fury''? Angry wiccans out for blood? Come on, only hardcore Castle groupies read ''that'' one.
-->-- ''Series/{{Castle}}''

->'''Duke Devlin:''' Welcome to the Duke Devlin love-nasium! I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of inviting my fangirls to watch our duel.
->'''Fangirls:''' Oh Dukey you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind, Hey Dukey! (clap clap) Hey Dukey! (continues in background)
->'''Tea:''' It's true what they say: Fangirls ruin everything.
-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', "Shine on You Crazy Devlin"

->'''Bakura:''' I'm here to join you on your adventure. I hope you don't mind, but I brought my fangirls with me.
->'''Mob of fangirls:''' EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
->'''Joey:''' God, it's like hanging out with the Jonas Brothers.
-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', "A Tale of Two Tournies"
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