Quotes / Fan Disillusionment

I want to very specifically not give a shout out to my Bronies tonight. I feel like... I feel like I have been sucked into a dark corner of humanity, and am crawling my way back to the light.
Stephen Colbert, Colbert Report, "April 18, 2012"

Patchy: That's it? That's the lost episode? That was just a bunch of cheap walk-cycles!
Potty: What a rip!
Patchy: SPONGEBOB BETRAYED US!!! (sobbing) I'm sorry I ever started this stupid fan-club in the first place! I'm gonna get rid of all my SpongeBob stuff! All of it! All of it! (tears off his SpongeBob boxers) All of it! I'm gonna run away! That's what I'll do, run away!
Potty: Sheesh, what a hothead.
The Sponge Who Could Fly, Spongebob Squarepants