->''"I wish the first word I ever said was the word 'quote,' so right before I die I could say 'unquote.'"''
-->-- '''Creator/StevenWright'''

->''More Weight."
-->-- '''Giles Corey''', ''Theatre/TheCrucible''

->''Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.''
-->-- Supposed last words of '''Karl Marx'''

->You guys suck! [[LampshadeHanging I can't believe those are going to be my last words...]]
-->-- '''Vile''', ''Webcomic/TwoEvilScientists''

->As last words go, not very memorable.
-->-- '''The Narrator''' on Sidorak's last words, ''{{Toys/Bionicle}}''

-> '''Angelica''': Spare me the histrionics, Jim. I wouldn't expect that kind of juvenile trick from you, [[LookBehindYou staring over my shoulder and widening your eyes as if there were someone behind me]]. I'm not going to turn and look. You're not getting out of this one alive.
-> '''Slippery Jim''': Famous last words.
-->-- ''Literature/TheStainlessSteelRat''

-> "Well, that was unexpected..."
-->-- '''Varon the Undefeatable''', ''[[Literature/CiaphasCain The Traitor's Hand]]''

->'''Sultan''': Have you any famous last words?\\
'''[[TheMunchausen Baron Munchausen]]''': Not yet.\\
'''Sultan''': [[CompletelyMissingThePoint "Not yet"? Is that famous?]]
-->-- ''Film/TheAdventuresOfBaronMunchausen''

->''Die, my dear? Why that's [[ExactWords the last thing I'll do]]!''
-->-- '''Creator/GrouchoMarx'''

-> "Any last words? Didn't think so."
-->-- Item description for Chaotic Executioner Hood in ''VideoGame/AdventureQuestWorlds''

->''Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.''
-->-- '''Pancho Villa'''

->''My God, don't shoot!''
-->-- '''Soapy Smith'''

-->-- '''Charles Foster Kane''', ''Film/CitizenKane''

->''"Have a nice day..." (collapses) "CLEAN UP! REGISTER 6!"''
-->-- '''Steven Chapman''', ''VideoGame/DeadRising''

-> Take me into your heart! Accept me as your savior! Nail me to the fucking cross and let me be ''REBORN''!!!
-->-- '''Vaas Montenegro''', ''VideoGame/FarCry3''

->'''Bergman''': Don't you want to hear my last words?
->'''Joe Moore''': ''(shoots him)'' I just did.
-->-- ''Heist''

-> As for me, I'll do what I do best. Lie, cheat, steal, and survive!
-->-- [[spoiler: '''Roman Torchwick''']], ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''

->''"I actually came up with [my last words] years ago. They've gone through a lot of rewrites, but that's what you get for being a writer, really. Always tinkering. Never satisfied. But finally, they're perfect, and I get to use them" (*Takes deep breath*) "No, Wait-" (*dies*)''
-->-- [[spoiler:'''Gordon Edgley''']], ''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant''

->''"[[PrecisionFStrike Shut the fuck up]] and let me die in peace."''
-->-- '''Mike Ehrmantraut''', ''Series/BreakingBad''

->''"You always were... [[LiteralSplitPersonality my better half]]."''
-->-- '''Cia''' to Lana, ''VideoGame/HyruleWarriors''

->'''Brigand''': ''(after being axed in the groin)'' Fuck you!\\
'''Sandor Clegane''': Those are your last words, "Fuck you"? Come on you can do better.\\
'''Brigand''': Cunt!\\
'''Sandor''': You're shit at dying, y'know that?
-->-- ''Series/GameOfThrones''

->"The dying mind is a demented mind, Lord Stark. For all the weight they're given, last words are usually as significant as first words."
-->-- '''Grand Maester Pycelle''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''

->"You know, it's moments like these I remember the last thing my father told me... 'Careful son, that gun's loaded!'"
-->-- '''Chains Cooper''', ''Stone Cold'' (1991)

->'''Cell''': If you want my personal opinion, "Kikoho" is a pretty sad choice of last words. But to be fair, it's far from the worst decision you've made today.\\
'''Tien''': [[DefiantToTheEnd Kiko--f**k yourself.]]\\
'''Cell''': See? That's the spirit!
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->''"Gohan, let it go. It is not a sin to fight for the right cause. There are ones who words alone will not reach. [[OmnicidalManiac Cell]] is such a being. I know how you feel, Gohan. [[NiceGuy You are gentle, you do not like to hurt.]] I know because I too have learned these feelings, but it is because you cherish life, that you must protect it. Please, drop your restraints. Protect the life I loved. [[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre You have the strength, my scanners sensed it.]] [[GoOutWithASmile Just... let it go.]]"''
-->-- '''Android 16''', ''Anime/DragonBallZ''[[note]]Poignantly, in a series where DeathIsCheap, Android 16's is one of the few to have [[KilledOffForReal stuck]][[/note]]

->"Do you know what the last Xon said, just before he died?" ''[crosses his eyes, claps a hand to his chest, and mimics a scream of terror/pain]''
-->-- '''Londo''', ''Series/BabylonFive''