Quotes / Famous Last Words

"I wish the first word I ever said was the word 'quote,' so right before I die I could say 'unquote.'"

''More Weight."

Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
—Supposed last words of Karl Marx

As last words go, not very memorable.
The Narrator on Sidorak's last words, BIONICLE

Angelica: Spare me the histrionics, Jim. I wouldn't expect that kind of juvenile trick from you, staring over my shoulder and widening your eyes as if there were someone behind me. I'm not going to turn and look. You're not getting out of this one alive.
Slippery Jim: Famous last words.

"Well, that was unexpected..."
— Varon the Undefeatable, Warhammer 40,000: The Traitor's Hand

Sultan: Have you any famous last words?
Baron Munchausen: Not yet.
Sultan: "Not yet"? Is that famous?

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Groucho Marx

"Any last words? Didn't think so."
— Item description for Chaotic Executioner Hood in AdventureQuest Worlds

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Pancho Villa

My God, don't shoot!
Soapy Smith


"Have a nice day..." (Collapses) "CLEAN UP! REGISTER 6!"
Steven Chapman, Dead Rising

Take me into your heart! Accept me as your savior! Nail me to the fucking cross and let me be REBORN!!!
Vaas Montenegro, Far Cry 3

Bergman: Don't you want to hear my last words?
Joe Moore: (shoots him) I just did.

As for me, I'll do what I do best. Lie, cheat, steal, and survive!
Roman torchwick, "Web Animation/RWBY"

"I actually came up with [my last words] years ago. They've gone through a lot of rewrites, but that's what you get for being a writer, really. Always tinkering. Never satisfied. But finally, they're perfect, and I get to use them" (*Takes deep breath*) "No, Wait-" (*dies*)
Gordon Edgley, Skulduggery Pleasant

"Shut the fuck up and let me die in peace."
Mike Ehrmantraut, Breaking Bad

"You always were... my better half."
Cia to Lana, Hyrule Warriors