"I wish the first word I ever said was the word 'quote,' so right before I die I could say 'unquote.'"
Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
—Supposed last words of Karl Marx
You guys suck! I can't believe those are going to be my last words...
—Vile, Two Evil Scientists
As last words go, not very memorable.
—The Narrator on Sidorak's last words, BIONICLE
Angelica: Spare me the histrionics, Jim. I wouldn't expect that kind of juvenile trick from you, staring over my shoulder and widening your eyes as if there were someone behind me. I'm not going to turn and look. You're not getting out of this one alive.
Slippery Jim: Famous last words.
"Well, that was unexpected..."
— Varon the Undefeatable, Warhammer40000: The Traitor's Hand
Sultan: Have you any famous last words?
Baron Munchausen: Not yet.
Sultan: "Not yet"? Is that famous?
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
— Groucho Marx
"Any last words? Didn't think so."
— Item description for Chaotic Executioner Hood in AdventureQuest Worlds
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
— Pancho Villa
My God, don't shoot!
— Soapy Smith
"Have a nice day..." (Collapses) "CLEAN UP! REGISTER 6!"
— Steven Chapman, Dead Rising
Take me into your heart! Accept me as your savior! Nail me to the fucking cross and let me be REBORN!!!
— Vaas Montenegro, Far Cry 3
Bergman: Don't you want to hear my last words?
Joe Moore: (shoots him) I just did.
"I actually came up with [my last words] years ago. They've gone through a lot of rewrites, but that's what you get for being a writer, really. Always tinkering. Never satisfied. But finally, they're perfect, and I get to use them" (*Takes deep breath*) "No, Wait-" (*dies*)
— Gordon Edgley, Skulduggery Pleasant