Quotes / Famous Last Words

"I wish the first word I ever said was the word 'quote,' so right before I die I could say 'unquote.'"

''More Weight."
Giles Corey, The Crucible

Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
— Supposed last words of Karl Marx

As last words go, not very memorable.
The Narrator on Sidorak's last words, BIONICLE

Angelica: Spare me the histrionics, Jim. I wouldn't expect that kind of juvenile trick from you, staring over my shoulder and widening your eyes as if there were someone behind me. I'm not going to turn and look. You're not getting out of this one alive.
Slippery Jim: Famous last words.

"Well, that was unexpected..."
Varon the Undefeatable, The Traitor's Hand

Sultan: Have you any famous last words?
Baron Munchausen: Not yet.
Sultan: "Not yet"? Is that famous?

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!

"Any last words? Didn't think so."
— Item description for Chaotic Executioner Hood in AdventureQuest Worlds

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Pancho Villa

My God, don't shoot!
Soapy Smith

Charles Foster Kane, Citizen Kane

"Have a nice day..." (collapses) "CLEAN UP! REGISTER 6!"
Steven Chapman, Dead Rising

Take me into your heart! Accept me as your savior! Nail me to the fucking cross and let me be REBORN!!!
Vaas Montenegro, Far Cry 3

Bergman: Don't you want to hear my last words?
Joe Moore: (shoots him) I just did.

As for me, I'll do what I do best. Lie, cheat, steal, and survive!
Roman Torchwick, RWBY

"I actually came up with [my last words] years ago. They've gone through a lot of rewrites, but that's what you get for being a writer, really. Always tinkering. Never satisfied. But finally, they're perfect, and I get to use them" (*Takes deep breath*) "No, Wait-" (*dies*)
Gordon Edgley, Skulduggery Pleasant

"Shut the fuck up and let me die in peace."
Mike Ehrmantraut, Breaking Bad

"You always were... my better half."
Cia to Lana, Hyrule Warriors

Brigand: (after being axed in the groin) Fuck you!
Sandor Clegane: Those are your last words, "Fuck you"? Come on you can do better.
Brigand: Cunt!
Sandor: You're shit at dying, y'know that?

"The dying mind is a demented mind, Lord Stark. For all the weight they're given, last words are usually as significant as first words."
Grand Maester Pycelle, Game of Thrones

"You know, it's moments like these I remember the last thing my father told me... 'Careful son, that gun's loaded!'"
Chains Cooper, Stone Cold (1991)

Cell: If you want my personal opinion, "Kikoho" is a pretty sad choice of last words. But to be fair, it's far from the worst decision you've made today.
Tien: Kiko--f**k yourself.
Cell: See? That's the spirit!

"Gohan, let it go. It is not a sin to fight for the right cause. There are ones who words alone will not reach. Cell is such a being. I know how you feel, Gohan. You are gentle, you do not like to hurt. I know because I too have learned these feelings, but it is because you cherish life, that you must protect it. Please, drop your restraints. Protect the life I loved. You have the strength, my scanners sensed it. Just... let it go."
Android 16, Dragon Ball Znote 

"Do you know what the last Xon said, just before he died?" [crosses his eyes, claps a hand to his chest, and mimics a scream of terror/pain]
Londo, Babylon 5