"[For some reason] Everyone thinks I'm a joke! 'Uh hello Pixie Lad, Where's Captain Steel?'"
— Does This Cape Make Me Look Fat? by Chelsea Cain and Marc Mohan
"Shepard, this is Admiral Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib... Don't ask about the name."
— Tali, Mass Effect 2
"Hey partner, is your real name 'Suck One', or did your parents just fuckin' hate you?"
— Fred Neuman on Suk Kwan, Dead Head Fred
"Is this supposed to make me afraid of Crystal Boy? Because his name is still Crystal Boy."