"[For some reason] Everyone thinks I'm a joke! 'Uh hello Pixie Lad, Where's Captain Steel?'"
— Does This Cape Make Me Look Fat? by Chelsea Cain and Marc Mohan
Shepard: "You have a ship called 'Qwib-qwib'?"
"Hey partner, is your real name 'Suck One', or did your parents just fuckin' hate you?"
— Fred Neuman on Suk Kwan, Dead Head Fred
Homer: See, I got this friend named...Joey Jo-Jo...Junior...Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
[A man leaves, weeping]
Barney: Hey, Joey Jo-Jo!
— The Simpsons "The Last Temptation of Homer"
"Is this supposed to make me afraid of Crystal Boy? Because his name is still Crystal Boy."
Drift: Dent? He called himself Dent? As in- as in Dent?
Ratchet: Yeah, well, all the best names are taken.