A gay is woman's best friend, because he's the only male who she can have a talk with without him thinking about her butt.
— a saying.
I love the word faggot because it describes my kind of guy! You see, I am a fag hag. Fag hags are the backbone of the gay community. Without us, YOU'RE NOTHING. We have been there, all through history, guiding your sorry ass down the underground railroad.... we went to the prom with you!
— Margaret Cho