It's all fun and games till somebody loses an eye.
—Old American proverb
"Take my eyes, I'd rather be blind."
— Blind Mag, Repo! The Genetic Opera
"Nothing you have done is worth killing over. You have, however, seen too much. We are going to make sure that doesn't happen again."
— Barillo, Once upon a Time in Mexico'
How about a magic trick? Watch me make this pencil disappear." (Wham.) "TA-DAAAA! It's—It's...gone!"
—The Joker, The Dark Knight
Darla: All that power wasted on a mopey, whiny do-gooder. (frustrated sigh) God, I could eat his eyeballs.
Lindsay: Our plans for Angel are a little more long-term than that... But if you can't help yourself, be my guest.
Darla: You're fun for a human.
— Angel , "Dear Boy"
"My frustrate! Gosh, such wish to know sensation of plait all five eyes into single superocular followed by pluck like obscene daisy!"
—Slox Captain, trading threats with the Groaci in The Piecemakers
Ross: Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.)
Rachel: (flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine—Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?
All: All right, fine.
Monica: Hey Rach, remember that great song, Me, Myself, and I? (And on the "I" part she mimics poking her eye.)
Rachel: (flinches again) Monica! Come on!
Ross: Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I? (Pokes his eye)
Rachel: (freaks) Ross! Stop it! Come on!
Chandler: How much did I love The King and I? (guess it)
—Friends, "The One With Joey's Big Break"
"No! Its not okay! You can't just dig into me, shove pointy needles in my eyes and ask me what I see!"
"Out! Out, vile jelly!"
—Cornwall, King Lear
Natira: Animal... you have lovely eyes. I love red eyes: very sensual; very unusual. Animal, what are you doing here?
Rorf: I told you-
Natira: Do not lie again! Who were you communicating to? And what is the plan to free the human?
Natira: Animal, I love your eyes. Your lying eyes...
(Cut to Crichton's expression as Rorf's screams echo across the room.)
Farscape, "Liars, Guns and Money- Part 3"
Fortunately for you, nothing you did is worth dying for. You have only...seen...too much. We are going to make sure this does not happen again.
You know, you have your mother's eyes. And so will I... On a necklace, I think.
—Doviculus, Brütal Legend
And with flaming swords, the Aromites did pierce the eyes of their fellow men and did feast on what flowed forth.
—Reverend Lovejoy, "Bart's Girlfriend" The Simpsons
One more word, Oracle, and I'll rip your eye from its socket!
—Brute Alpha-Chieftain Tartarus, Halo 2, trying to get 343 Guilty Spark to shut up
My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
—Lenford "Lenny" Leonard, The Simpsons
Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my- ARGH!
—Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, learning the hard way that you're supposed to close your eye before poking it when reciting the Pinkie Pie Swear
Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in your eye.
—Nicole, Dead Space 2
WHY?! WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GODDAMMED EYE!?
—Vegeta, Dragon Ball Abridged, lamenting the fact that he's always getting zapped in the eye.
"It's dark! Somebody turn on the lights! I can't see shit!"
—Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii, No More Heroes, after getting his eyes slit by a beam katana.
"My eyes, my eyes! Now what am I gonna do for eyes?"
—Oedipus, Oedipus Tex by P.D.Q. Bach
"In this world there are two kinds of people. People like me, with knives; and people like you, with eyeballs."
Strangler: Get your feet out of my eye sockets!
SpongeBob: I'm trying, but my cleats are stuck in your corneas!
—SpongeBob SquarePants, "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler"
When he found what he had done
He plucked his eyes out one-by-one
A tragic end to a loyal son who... loved his mother.
—Oedipus Rex, by Tom Lehrer
What's it like having the fluids inside of your eyes boil? I'd imagine it might sting a little.
Roy Mustang, Fullmetal Alchemist
All we wanna do is eat your brains.
We're not unreasonable, I mean,
No one's gonna eat your eyes.
Re: Your Brains, Jonathan Coulton