"It's all fun and games till somebody loses an eye."
— Old American proverb
"Take my eyes, I'd rather be blind."
"Fortunately for you, nothing you did is worth dying for. You have only...
seen...too much. We are going to make sure this does not happen again."
All that power wasted on a mopey, whiny do-gooder. (frustrated sigh)
God, I could eat his eyeballs. Lindsay:
Our plans for Angel are a little more long-term than that... But if you can't help yourself, be my guest. Darla:
You're fun for a human.
"My frustrate! Gosh, such wish to know sensation of plait all five eyes into single superocular followed by pluck like obscene daisy!"
: Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.) Rachel
: (flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine—Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please? All
: All right, fine. Monica
: Hey Rach, remember that great song, Me, Myself, and I
? (And on the "I" part she mimics poking her eye.) Rachel
: (flinches again) Monica! Come on! Ross
: Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I
? (Pokes his eye) Rachel
: (freaks) Ross! Stop it! Come on! Chandler
: How much did I love The King and I
? (guess it)
, "The One With Joey's Big Break"
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"
"No! Its not okay! You can't just dig into me, shove pointy needles in my eyes and ask me what I see!"
"You know, you have your mother's eyes. And so will I... On a necklace, I think."
"And with flaming swords, the Aromites did pierce the eyes of their fellow men and did feast on what flowed forth."
"One more word, Oracle, and I'll rip your eye from its socket!"
— Brute Alpha-Chieftain Tartarus
, Halo 2
, trying to get 343 Guilty Spark to shut up
"My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"
"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my— ARGH!"
Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in your eye.
W"HY?! WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GODDAMMED EYE!?"
"It's dark! Somebody turn on the lights! I can't see shit!"
— Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii
, No More Heroes
, after getting his eyes slit by a beam katana.
"My eyes, my eyes! Now what am I gonna do for eyes?"
"In this world there are two kinds of people. People like me, with knives; and people like you, with eyeballs."
Get your feet out of my eye sockets! SpongeBob:
I'm trying, but my cleats are stuck in your corneas!
"What's it like having the fluids inside of your eyes boil? I'd imagine it might sting a little."
"Step 4: Shower, and always be sure to keep the soap out of your AAAAAAAA—"
"He couldn't help screaming, especially when he smelled his own eye burning."
"I'll tear your eyes out, 'cause I can't stand the tears you shed."
— Terrorwheel, "Under Your Skin"