Quotes / Eye Scream

"It's all fun and games till somebody loses an eye."
Old American proverb

"Take my eyes, I'd rather be blind."
Blind Mag, Repo! The Genetic Opera

"Fortunately for you, nothing you did is worth dying for. You have only...seen...too much. We are going to make sure this does not happen again."
Barillo, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, to Agent Sands, right before having Dr. Guevara drill his eyes out.

"How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear." (Wham.) "TA-DAAAA! It's—It's...gone!"
The Joker, The Dark Knight

Darla: All that power wasted on a mopey, whiny do-gooder. (frustrated sigh) God, I could eat his eyeballs.
Lindsay: Our plans for Angel are a little more long-term than that... But if you can't help yourself, be my guest.
Darla: You're fun for a human.
Angel , "Dear Boy"

"My frustrate! Gosh, such wish to know sensation of plait all five eyes into single superocular followed by pluck like obscene daisy!"
Slox Captain, trading threats with the Groaci in The Piecemakers

Ross: Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.)
Rachel: (flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine—Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?
All: All right, fine.
Monica: Hey Rach, remember that great song, Me, Myself, and I? (And on the "I" part she mimics poking her eye.)
Rachel: (flinches again) Monica! Come on!
Ross: Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I? (Pokes his eye)
Rachel: (freaks) Ross! Stop it! Come on!
Chandler: How much did I love The King and I? (guess it)
Friends, "The One With Joey's Big Break"

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"

"No! Its not okay! You can't just dig into me, shove pointy needles in my eyes and ask me what I see!"

"Out! Out, vile jelly!"
Cornwall, King Lear

Natira: Animal... you have lovely eyes. I love red eyes: very sensual; very unusual. Animal, what are you doing here?
Rorf: I told you—
Natira: Do not lie again! Who were you communicating to? And what is the plan to free the human?
Rorf: What plan? I don't know of any plan!
Natira: Animal, I love your eyes. Your lying eyes...
(Cut to Crichton's expression as Rorf's screams echo across the room.)
Farscape, "Liars, Guns and Money- Part 3"

"You know, you have your mother's eyes. And so will I... On a necklace, I think."
Doviculus, Brütal Legend

"And with flaming swords, the Aromites did pierce the eyes of their fellow men and did feast on what flowed forth."
Reverend Lovejoy, "Bart's Girlfriend" The Simpsons

"One more word, Oracle, and I'll rip your eye from its socket!"
Brute Alpha-Chieftain Tartarus, Halo 2, trying to get 343 Guilty Spark to shut up

"My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"
Lenford "Lenny" Leonard, The Simpsons

"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my— ARGH!"
Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, learning the hard way that you're supposed to close your eye before poking it when reciting the Pinkie Pie Swear

Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in your eye.
Nicole, Dead Space 2

Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z Abridged, lamenting the fact that he's always getting zapped in the eye.

"It's dark! Somebody turn on the lights! I can't see shit!"
Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii, No More Heroes, after getting his eyes slit by a beam katana.

"My eyes, my eyes! Now what am I gonna do for eyes?"
Oedipus, Oedipus Tex by P.D.Q. Bach

"In this world there are two kinds of people. People like me, with knives; and people like you, with eyeballs."

Strangler: Get your feet out of my eye sockets!
SpongeBob: I'm trying, but my cleats are stuck in your corneas!
SpongeBob SquarePants, "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler"

When he found what he had done
He plucked his eyes out one-by-one
A tragic end to a loyal son who... loved his mother.

"What's it like having the fluids inside of your eyes boil? I'd imagine it might sting a little."
Roy Mustang, Fullmetal Alchemist

All we wanna do is eat your brains.
We're not unreasonable, I mean,
No one's gonna eat your eyes.
Jonathan Coulton, "Re: Your Brains"

"Step 4: Shower, and always be sure to keep the soap out of your AAAAAAAA—"
Emmet, The LEGO Movie

"He couldn't help screaming, especially when he smelled his own eye burning."

"I'll tear your eyes out, 'cause I can't stand the tears you shed."
Terrorwheel, "Under Your Skin"

"AAAH! My eye! Do you have any idea how long it takes to regenerate that?!"
Bill Cipher, Gravity Falls

"A man lives inside his head. That's where the seed of his soul is. James and I were both present recently when a man was deprived of his eyes and the most astonishing thing happened, didn't you notice? He wasn't there anymore. He had gone even though he was still alive, so this brief moment between life and death, there was nobody inside his skull. Most odd."
Franz Oberhauser/ Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Spectre

He reached out a hand, fingers pronged to tear at her eyes.

We never saw them coming. Not even my gunner, Edward. I used to envy his sharp eyes. On the first day, the enemy took us unaware. On the third day, Edward tore out his eyes. He smiled. He said he could see the enemy now. He said... he said they were so beautiful...
Kurt Kuszczak, The Secret World

Kara drew on her every erg of reserve power to keep fighting. But, increasingly, she found herself on the defensive. She fought to keep Satan Girl's fingers from her eyes, her jaws from her carotid artery, her knees from her crotch.

Earlier in the fight, I'd decided to leave Lilith's eyes alone. Not anymore - the situation was too dire for me to be squeamish. Or maybe it was just the difference between ganking an eyeball with my bare hands and shooting it from afar with a dart.
Either way, out vile jelly. Sploosh.
All Those Explosions Were Someone Else's Fault, by James Alan Garner

Photographer Phil Jamieson has seen more than his share of appalling human suffering. He began his career in Vietnam in The '60s: there has rarely been a war zone which he has not visited. Yesterday it seems the cumulative horror finally took its toll; Phil Jamieson decided that he'd seen enough.
Hellblazer: Extreme Prejudice