Quotes: Exposition Fairy

HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HELLO! HEY! WATCH OUT! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! WATCH OUT!

SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAVI!

Now listen to me, if everyone was critical about everything all the time, the world would be a dull place. So let's start with the positives: At least it gave me a millisecond's preview of the game before SHOVING A HINT IN MY FUCKIN' FACE
JonTron plays Hercules

Next thing, I'm in an 8-bit platformer getting nagged by Naggi the Patronizing Firefly. "press A to jump"? thanks, you're a fucking genius. now leave me alone." My 8-bit self says it all.

It could be that the average Joe Scumfuck is now tech-literate enough that we no longer need a Baby's First Console to slowly and patiently introduce to the dumb-dumbs all the wonders of the magic glowing box.

Metal Gear Solid 2 was the world's first tactical nagging simulator.

Roll: Mega Man! Mega Man! There's a hole in the zipline that you—
(Egoraptor punches Roll in the jaw)
Egoraptor: No, SHADDAP!! I don't NEED you! Because look: the game shows me what it is! Before I even feel confident enough to jump down, another platform moves over, and WHOOSH! OKAY! So, there you go! I fall to my death. I'm glad I knew that, so it wasn't fuckin'...shoved down my throat by a... robot or whatever!!
Sequelitis, Mega Man X