Quotes / Exposition Fairy

HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HELLO! HEY! WATCH OUT! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! WATCH OUT!

SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAVI!

I don't really mind the owl, but I find it a bit strange that we never discover a shed of information about who or what he is and why he would want to help Link. Considering how much of a blank slate he is, I like to imagine it's Shiggy himself speaking to me directly — bit like an overprotective father. He wants to let you have a good time, but he's gonna make DAMN sure you know where the item sub-screen is first, just in case.
Matthewmatosis on Ocarina of Time

Now listen to me, if everyone was critical about everything all the time, the world would be a dull place. So let's start with the positives: At least it gave me a millisecond's preview of the game before SHOVING A HINT IN MY FUCKIN' FACE
JonTron plays Hercules

It could be that the average Joe Scumfuck is now tech-literate enough that we no longer need a Baby's First Console to slowly and patiently introduce to the dumb-dumbs all the wonders of the magic glowing box.

Metal Gear Solid 2 was the world's first tactical nagging simulator.

Roll: Mega Man! Mega Man! There's a hole in the zipline that you—
(Egoraptor punches Roll in the jaw)
Egoraptor: No, SHADDAP!! I don't NEED you!
Sequelitis, Mega Man X

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