"Bartolomeo, enraged, comes swinging at Pierre, who casually defends his person with the classic move known as the 'I Don't Even Have to Look at You and to Prove It, I'll Have a Drink' Defence."
— Commentator, Studio C, "Fencing: Slo-mo Replay"
"I learned from Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning, who could have slain all five of you with his left hand while he was taking a piss with the right."
— Jaime Lannister, A Song of Ice and Fire
