In the night, come to me You know I want your Touch of Evil In the night, please set me free I can't resist a Touch of Evil
And I confess that what we do is not so nice
And I confess that all this evil has its price
And I confess our characters are full of vice
And I confess our power-hunger isn’t wise
But admit this velvet cloak looks good on me
But admit I turn you on to a high degree
But admit my long blond hair is nice to see
Just admit I’m irresistibly sexy
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
...the devil hath power
T'assume a pleasing shape...
Every woman adores a fascist The boot in the face, the brute Brute heart of a brute like you.
And to think we were crushing on him! Stormy:
I know. First, Darkar, and now Baltor! Icy:
I really have to admit, we have no taste in guys.
"He's the bad guy and he's way sexy while he does it. That's his bag."
She's wearing red leather. I mean, red leather?? Of course she's evil!
"Sweet, Sly and Sexy, that's me!"
— Purge, Space Channel 5 Part 2
It was good, wasn't it? The sex? The danger? Bet a part of you even dug Angel when he went psycho.
Zeus: "Are the wickedest queens always the comeliest?"
"What a woman she must be! I long to see her, ... that I may form some idea of those bewitching powers which can do so much — engaging at the same time, and in the same house, the affections of two men, who were neither of them at liberty to bestow them — and all this without the charm of youth! ... [B]y all that I can gather Lady Susan possesses a degree of captivating deceit which it must be pleasing to witness and detect."
"I'm just gonna do the same thing I do every episode - destroy, and look good doin' it!"
"I hate the way she treats us, but I like the way she looks."
— Joe, Pokémon,
"The School of Hard Knocks"
"Have you ever watched a Slasher Movie and, when the murderous fiend is unmasked, thought, 'I'm strangely attracted to that person'?"
Trooper: Is that even anatomically possible?
. And even if it were, it would be against regulations.
"For all the gentlemen in the room: Put your tongues back in your mouths, gentlemen. Yes, I know she's busty. She's evil! ...but busty. Get over it!
Miss Misery: "Tell me what you saw that night."
: "I saw pure evil. And Jesus fucking Christ it was so beautiful.
"I'm a murdering psychopath, it's part of my charm."
"I miss the simplicity. I was bad, you were good, life was easier. Now it's all so messy. I'm kinda good, which sucks. You're kinda bad...which is actually all manner of hot."
"It is women who love horror. Gloat over it. Feed on it. Are nourished by it. Shudder and cling and cry out-and come back for more."
If I had to be an incarnation of Batman, I’d want to be this one. Chris:
I would be a terrible version of this Batman. There is no way I wouldn’t kill Robin in order to get with Julie Newmar.
"The Riddler" is a cheerful '60s pop track interspersed with bad jokey riddles, including:
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it would take too long to walk! However, the song also contains the sounds of some sexy women fangirling all over The Riddler a good 30 years before Harley Quinn made that kind of behavior cool. So, the lesson here is that a guy in tights making a bunch of bad dad jokes can get more ass than Batman."
If the villain is a snappy dresser with a silver tongue and the good guy is a greasy gnome with poor people skills, who are you gonna believe, right?