"I can promise you that the duckbilled platypus scene alone will be worth the price of admission."
"He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!"
— Perry the Platypus, Phineas and Ferb
We consider every day a plus
To spend it with a platypus
We're always so ecstatic
'Cause he's semi aquatic.
The platypus is mother nature's way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking cripple you."
"And the platypus?! I've gotten less bizarre shit hitting the randomizer button generating a character in Champions Online!"