Quotes: Everything's Better with Monkeys
"What, you think 'Gorilla Grodd' came out of nowhere? You think Superman fought a giant ape or Jimmy Olsen became hirsute out of random chance? Hell no, boys and girls: It was canny marketing. Big monkeys get kids picking up funnybooks. Simple as that."
"When in doubt, add monkeys!"
"We have to see the chimp playing hockey. That's hilarious. The ice is so slippery, and-and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this."
"The funny thing is, Gorilla-Man appears on covers no matter how much he's involved in a story. We can tell cover artists "this focuses mainly on Namora," and there will still be a gorilla on that cover. Artists like drawing apes, and who am I to stop them?"
—Jeff Parker, comic book writer
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a monkey, Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
"Monkeys make everything better!"
(Jeff is interviewing a monkey during a Terrible Interviewees Montage
: I have always wanted a monkey!
(Donkey Kong falls onto the monkey.) Jeff
: I have always wanted a monkey wearing a tie!
"Anything with monkeys in it? At least 12% better than anything without monkeys in it."
"I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Mr. Gibbs — now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!"
"He's got the monkeys! We love the monkeys!"
: MAN, does it feel good to get that monkey off my back. The Monkey that was on Matt Ryan's Back
: Can anyone give me directions to Andy Dalton's house? (The following season, after the Bengals lost to the Chargers in the 2013 Wild Card) Matt Ryan
: Well Iím just glad I got the "no-playoff-win" monkey off MY back last season and onto yours, Dalton. The Monkey on Andy Dalton's Back
: Itís pretty comfortable up here, Ginger Nuts. Think Iíll stay a while.
Why do you have a monkey? Troy:
It's an animal that looks like a dude, why don't I have ten of them?