Now, on BBC ONE the director's cut of Jurassic Park — with extra dinosaurs!
— Father Ted, "A Christmassy Ted"
Hsu: We're casting our nets wider and developing a product that already has significant mainstream appeal.
Gila Mobster: Women?
We need Dinozord power, now!
— Jason, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
— Grimlock, Transformers Animated
Young Simon: So how did the Independents cut us off?
Young River: They were using dinosaurs.
— Firefly, "Safe"
Professor Duncan: Alright! I am freezing Shirley with my wand, and removing her from Planet Abed with my... remote control Christmas Pterodactyl.
[A pterodactyl with a Christmas Wreath around it's neck flies in, picks up Shirley, and flies away with her]
Troy: Aw, nice!
Pierce: Now we're talkin'!
— Community, "Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas", during a hypnosis-driven group therapy session.
Dinosaurs and - actually, do you need anything more than dinosaurs?
Remember being a dinosaur-loving kid of the 90s? Collecting all those plastic models and learning their names as if they were Pokémon? Remember then the big event when Jurassic Park finally came to theatres in 1993? Remember the awe, and how we all so desperately wanted to be there, on that island with all our favourite reptiles? Looking up to the collossal Brachiosaurus, scaring the shit out of the fast Galimimus, escaping from the smart and cool Velociraptors? Hell, even getting eaten alive by a Tyrannosaurus wouldn't have spoiled the deal.
''Not surprisingly, ethical concerns cannot overcome the siren's lure of a triceratops ride.
— Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick
Dinosaurs are the perfect killing machines, as powerful as the mighty grizzly bear, and more cunning than a thousand supercomputers.
I wasn't on board with that statement til "home-made dinosaurs".
— Texts From Last Night
Brittany: My fellow Americans, the theme for this year's prom will be...(does a drumroll with her feet)...dinosaurs!
Santana: Sheer genius.
Mike: This is awesome! I actually really love dinosaurs. Triceratops!
— Glee, "Promasaurus"
Dinosaurs are inherently interesting and have a ‘Wow!’ factor that means new discoveries get public attention – find any crappy bit of dinosaur bone and you are guaranteed a spot in the press provided you can spin it well enough.
— Dave Hone, "What's Wrong with Pterosaurs? A Top 10"
"If dinosaurs are so cool... Why are they (except me) all extinct?"
— Philosoraptor, a popular online meme
''I just drew a halfling riding a dinosaur, accidentally proving that Eberron was cooler after all. Well played, [Keith Baker], well played.
—Rich Burlew, Twitter