Quotes / Everything's Better with Cows

"I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?"
Unnamed soldier, The Emperor's New Groove

"And so, having defeated the nefarious Psy-crow COW, our hero, Earthworm Jim the COW, wins back the heart of the lovely Princess What's-Her-Name COW."
Earthworm Jim 2, ending

"Cease, cows! Life is short!"
Melquiades, later Aureliano Segundo, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Gabriel García Márquez

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.
Ogden Nash, "The Cow"

"Moo with me."
Maureen (to the audience), RENT

If. You. Thought. That.
All we could do was go "moo."
Then. You. Ought. To.
Come and see what we do!
Sandra Boynton, "Cows"

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