Quotes: Everything's Better with Cows

"I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?"
Unnamed soldier, The Emperor's New Groove

"And so, having defeated the nefarious Psy-crow COW, our hero, Earthworm Jim the COW, wins back the heart of the lovely Princess What's-Her-Name COW."
Earthworm Jim 2, ending

"Cease, cows! Life is short!"
Melquiades, later Aureliano Segundo, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Gabriel García Márquez

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.
Ogden Nash, "The Cow"

"Moo with me."
Maureen (to the audience), RENT