->''"Our barkeep is a [[HumanoidAliens hypello]]. No one knows his real name, so [[TropeNamer everyone calls him Barkeep]]."''
-->-- '''Yuna''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX2''

->''"Oh, that is a problem, here's a solution: '''Ask him his fucking name!'''''"
-->-- '''The Spoony One''' on the TropeNamer, ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''

->'''Cecil Portesque:''' My first question has got to be, "Do you get tired of being called Millionaire?"\\
'''[[Literature/CompleteWorldKnowledge The Deranged Millionaire]]:''' Would you? I enjoy being a millionaire very much. [[ShapedLikeItself Mainly on account of the millions of dollars that I own]]. It reminds me of my wealth.\\
'''Cecil Portesque:''' The other question I've gotta ask you... "Do you feel offended when people call you a Deranged Millionaire?"\\
'''The Deranged Millionaire:''' Yeah, well, I once had a real traditional first and last name like most normal people back when I was a... a Sane Thousandaire.
-->-- '''Music/TheyMightBeGiants''', ''Podcast [=3A=]''

->''"It was said if you heard him speak, you were never in doubt again. He was the one true savior, as he had always been. He had been the Emperor long before there was such an office to take. No one knew his birth name, for he had always been, naturally, the Emperor."''
-->-- ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->'''Jade:''' Is Uncle ''everyone's'' uncle?\\
'''Jade's Dad:''' He is actually our cousin... [[LampshadeHanging aren't you?]]\\
* Jackie and Uncle give each other confused looks*
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures''

->'''[[UsefulNotes/JapaneseSiblingTerminology Imouto]]:''' Oh. Cool. Anyways, I have a lot of problems in my life that I'm worried about, Emiri! For one, it's all about my name...\\
'''[[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Emiri]]:''' What about your name, Imouto?\\
'''Imouto:''' That's just it! I don't know what my real name is! Everyone either calls me that, or Kyon's sister, or little sister, or the [[TokenMiniMoe token loli]]! That's what I've come to be known as! Kyon's sister! [[{{Wangst}} My title is my own identity!]]\\
'''Emiri''': You don't know your real name? That's an... interesting problem. Why can't you ask your parents about it? And just ask people to call you by it afterward?\\
'''Imouto''': That's just it! [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep My parents ACTUALLY named me Imouto!]] I was so cute as a baby, and [[InvokedTrope they were such huge anime fans]], that they decided [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude to get rid of my real birth name and name me Imouto instead!]] Just so I could be known as Kyon's little sister... FOREVER! And because I was so young, I can't even remember what it was!
-->-- ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6190302/49/Cracks_in_the_SOS_Dan Cracks in the SOS Dan]]'', Chapter 49

->'''Teagan:''' The [[HelloInsertNameHere Hero of Ferelden]] should be back in Denerim by now.\\
'''Alistair:''' You're always so formal. S/he has a name, you know.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

->'''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2 George]]:''' Well, he's like sixty now... and aren't your "[[HasTwoMommies Poppas]]" [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 those guys with the indicative names...? "Heavy", "Sniper," "Engineer"]]?\\
'''[[Manga/ElfenLied Nana]]:''' Yep. They got real names, yannow. Although most're hidden behin' several fake I.D.s, so it's hard to tell, admittedly.\\
'''George:''' Never learned them, I'm sad to say.\\
'''Nana:''' Eh, their names weren' special. It's who they were that was special. [-And it's [[FragileSpeedster Vince]], [[DrillSergeantNasty Jane]], [[KillItWithFire Six]], [[DrunkenMaster Tavish]], [[MightyGlacier Pytor]], [[TheSmartGuy Dell]], [[CombatMedic Friedrich]], [[FriendlySniper Edward]], and [[MasterOfDisguise Nemo]]. For future reference.-]
-->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight]]:''' So what's your name anyway? You never told me.\\
'''[[Franchise/AceAttorney Judge]]:''' Just call me "Judge".\\
'''Twilight:''' Really? I wouldn't like it if ponies just called me "[[ADogNamedDog Unicorn]]".\\
'''Judge:''' I don't mind. One short name.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm''

->''"...I wish I could say that was the weirdest name I've heard today, but considering that I encountered a guy simply called 'The Soldier'..."''

->'''O'Brien:''' Hey, barkeep!\\
'''Quark:''' Don't call me "barkeep". I'm not a barkeep. I'm your host. The proprietor. A sympathetic ear to the wretched souls that pass through these portals.
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Captive Pursuit"

->'''Angel:''' You know his name's not actually "Commander," right?\\
'''Jonesy:''' I basically treat that as his first name at this point.
-->-- ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings'', on Commander Badass