"Everyone has his price, what if I gave you these priceless diamonds."
— Dr. Robotnik, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
"I don't know what's more sad, that every man has his price, or that it's always so low."
— Hobbes, Calvin and Hobbes
"A Kenyan man once said to me, 'you can get used to everything when money's involved.' He used to stick mice up his ass for twenty bucks a time."
—Spider Jerusalem, Transmetropolitan
"Everybody's got a price
Everybody's gonna pay
'Cause the Million Dollar Man
Always gets his way
Some may cost a little
Some may cost a lot
But I'm the Million Dollar Man
And you will be bought!
— The Million Dollar Man's entrance music, WWF
"His loyalty couldn't be bought at any price; but it could be rented remarkably cheaply."
— Inquisitor Allendyne, Warhammer 40,000, after the execution of Rogue Trader Parnis Vermode for trafficking in interdicted Xenos artifacts
Wade: So let me get this straight. Jimmy; you shot him in the leg, you stole his car, you took his girl, and now you want Valentin Zukovsky to set you up with Janus? What are you gonna do? Appeal to his heart?
Bond: No, his wallet.
Wade: ...That might work.
Tulio: I wouldn't set foot in that jungle for a million pesetas!
Miguel: How about... a hundred million?
Miguel: I just thought that, since, after all, El Dorado is the city of gold...
Tulio: What's your point?
Miguel: You know, dust, nuggets, bricks... A temple of gold where you can pluck gold from the very walls, but you don't want to go, so let's get back in the boat and row back to Spain! After all, it worked so well last time...
Tulio: Wait!... Wait a minute, new plan. We find the city of gold... We take the gold... And then we go back to Spain.
Miguel: And buy Spain! That's the spirit!
"You forgot the cardinal rule of employing mercenaries. They follow the person with the money."
— Tattletale, Worm
"Why do humans keep thinking that minimum wage buys undying loyalty?"
— Sam, Freefall