[[folder: Anime and Manga]]

->''"I should kill you right now! You're a goddamn embarrassment to this family, and you WILL apologize to Sando-san for this!"''
-->-- '''Yoshida''' to Chaka, ''Manga/BlackLagoon''

->''"They may all look the same to you, but there are different kinds and different levels of evil. [[NobleDemon A first-class villain doesn't target honest lives.]] [...] Fine, now is a good time to teach you something: even villains have standards!"''
-->-- '''Accelerator''', ''LightNovel/ACertainMagicalIndex''

->''"You try to take a ''lesser'' being you despised as your container, just to escape your own predicament. You....are ''hideous''."''
-->-- '''[[MadBomber Solf J.]] [[AxCrazy Kimbley]]''' to [[EldritchAbomination Pride]], ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

->'''Yumie''': Hey, how about we tie [Integra] up and take her away with us? That would work!\\
'''Heinkel''': I want to shoot her!!\\
'''Integra''': [[ImStandingRightHere I can hear you, you know.]] They want to tie me up, or shoot me. What is it that you want, Anderson?\\
'''Anderson''': What do you think? Teaming up against an unarmed woman to do God knows what to her? We're paladins, not rapists!
-->-- ''Manga/{{Hellsing}}''

->''"I've never been known for my refined tastes, but you sicken even me."''
-->-- '''Manga/InuYasha'''

->''"What kind of monster have I created? No matter how evil you become, you '''never''' strike a child! I mean sure, you [[TrainingFromHell make them do a few million sit-ups or else there won't be supper]], but you never, ever hit them!"''
-->-- '''"Sunshine"''', ''Anime/UltimateMuscle''

->''"I would never do such a despicable thing!"''
-->-- '''Laharl''' when '''Hoggmeiser''' ('''Zenisky''') accuses him of stealing the Demon Tome in ''Anime/MakaiSenkiDisgaea''

->''"We may mean to do harm, but we're sort of cute by comparison, aren't we, Killer?"''
-->-- '''Eustass Kidd''', ''Manga/OnePiece''

->''"I know we're [[CardCarryingVillain supposed to be bad guys]]... but I '''can't''' let those cute little creatures get hurt!"''
-->-- '''Jessie''' upon seeing a herd of Mareep being attacked, ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}''

-> ''"I don't like the way you attacked Chris and Cosmo! It's one thing to take them prisoner and threaten them; but when you actually hurt somebody, that's going too far!"''
-->-- '''Doctor Eggman''' to '''Black Narcissus''', ''Anime/SonicX''

-> '''Elder!Toguro''': "No... I'm your '''brother!''' ''[[DealWithTheDevil We sold our souls together!!]]'' Yet you would do this... to me?!"\\
'''Younger!Toguro''': "So it goes... brother." ''(Elder!Toguro is sent flying off with a MegatonPunch, landing in the ocean).'' "I never sold my ''standards.''"
-->-- ''Manga/YuYuHakusho'', after Younger!Toguro finally gets fed up with his older brother.

[[folder: Comic Books]]

->''"I am The [[WarGod God Of War]]. The God Of Slaughter. Even The God Of Murder. But I am '''NOT''' the god of sadism!"''
-->-- '''Comicbook/{{Ares}}''', ''ComicBook/DarkAvengers: Ares #3''

->''"The Kingpin has rules -- rules which you would do well to memorize. Among these rules is one stipulating that we [[FamilyValuesVillain do not touch another man's wife]] for any reason -- ever."''
-->-- '''ComicBook/TheKingpin'''

->''"When villains want to scare each other, they tell [[ComicBook/TheJoker Joker]] stories."''
-->-- '''The Trickster''', ''Comicbook/UnderworldUnleashed''

->''"Murdering'' '''''slaves?''''' ''Have you'' '''''no''''' ''scruples, mercenary?"''
-->-- '''{{ComicBook/Bane}}''', to '''{{ComicBook/Deadshot}}''', ''ComicBook/SecretSix''

[[folder: Fan Fiction]]

->''"[[ImpossibleThief She]] scanned the canyon floor and quickly found what she was looking for, an ancient dwelling carved into the cliff face by the mysterious Anasazi a millennia ago. Carmen had initially scouted Eagle Rock, but ultimately ruled it out; it was considered sacred to the Hopi people and a superstitious part of her was still inclined to give Native American holy sites a wide berth. If it were within Carmen's power, she would have taken the entire 270 mile long canyon to add to her collection of Natural Wonders of the World. But such a feat of engineering would have been beyond even what Sara at her most brilliant could manage. Besides, damaging an entire ecosystem did not sit well with her [[ChaoticNeutral unique]] moral code. The cliff dwelling at Nankoweap Creek seemed like a fine compromise."''
-->-- ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/699404 Canyon]]'', a ''Franchise/CarmenSandiego'' fanfic

->''"B-But what if it's true love?! I know I hate their band, but I can't possibly expose them! I'm not a monster! I'm, like, the coolest most perfect sister in the whole world!"''
-->-- '''[[AlphaBitch Trina Riffin]]''', [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b0a6bee9012b6e578923a6d5254e350/tumblr_mqt9uj25QE1soc04zo1_r1_1280.jpg "The Perfect Big Sister"]], a ''WesternAnimation/GrojBand'' fan comic

->''"I every now and then do satanic rituals with Harry (''Oh, I understand now. Satanic Rituals = [[UnusualEuphemism intercourse]].'') every now and then because we are both Bisexuals, meaning that we have sex with both boys and girls, but I don't [[BrotherSisterIncest do it with Ron because it is incest]]. [[LampshadeHanging Even Satanists have standards]]. (''Somehow, I don't believe a person would talk about themselves in such a self-condescending manner'')."''
-->-- '''[[Literature/HarryPotter Ginny Weasley]]''', ''Fanfic/ThePrayerWarriors'', lampshading this trope (before subverting it) with '''[=IHeartThomasBrown=]''' [[{{MST}} commenting]] on the lampshading

->''"He tended to be [[MadScientist highly unethical]], and his morals were virtually non-existent, but there were some things he did draw the line at. He found the idea of putting his mouth on a kid for any reason besides applying the Curse Seal and CPR - which he'd had to perform a distressingly large number of times - to be rather reprehensible."''
-->-- '''[[Franchise/{{Naruto}} Orochimaru]]''' in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6871105/4/Reactions Reactions]]'', regarding shipping Kakashi with Naruto.

->''"Private Josef Grigorovich. (''[[PunctuatedPounding SMASH]]'') Abandoning your assigned post. (''[[AndThisIsFor SMASH]]'') Drawing a weapon on a superior officer. (''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown SMASH]]'') Resisting justice. (''[[TranquilFury SMASH]]'') [[AttemptedRape Sexual assault on a prisoner of war.]] Uniform Code of Brotherhood Justice Section Two, Line Twenty-Seven: "Any form of sexual assault of any kind by a member of the Brotherhood [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil is considered a Class One Offense]] against the Messiah, [[YouHaveFailedMe punishable by summary execution]]." (''[[DestinationDefenestration CRASH]]'')"''
-->-- '''Brother-Captain Allen''' of the [[WarriorMonk Black Hand]], ''FanFic/TiberiumWars''

->''"I should kill you now, for the Queen. But I am a samurai, and even a dark samurai is bound by a certain honor, and that means no killing the person who just [[SaveTheVillain saved your life]]."''
-->--'''[[TheDragon Hebi]]''', passing up an opportunity to kill [[TheHero Jackie]], ''FanFic/QueenOfAllOni''


[[folder: Film - Animated]]

->''"We've done a lot of things we're not proud of... [[GraveRobbing robbing graves]], [[RobbingTheDead plundering tombs]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking double-parking]]... but nobody ever got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt... [[MoralMyopia but nobody we knew]]."''
-->-- '''Vinny''', ''WesternAnimation/AtlantisTheLostEmpire''

->'''Nyra''': ''Oh, Allomere. Is it different when you see the consequences of your betrayal?
->'''[[TheQuisling Allomere]]''': ''(watches in discomfort)'' Must it be ''bats'' that bleed them?
->'''Nyra''': Of course. They [the bats] have no gizzards to be impaired by the power of the flecks.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/LegendOfTheGuardiansTheOwlsOfGaHoole''

->''"Using that little girl as a [[HumanShield shield]]...'' '''''This is low, even for you!'''''
-->-- '''Dr. Jumba Jookiba''' talking about Stitch, ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''


[[folder: Film - Live-Action]]

->'''Goldmember''': Dr. Evil! Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.\\
'''Dr. Evil''': How 'bout NO, YOU CRAZY DUTCH BASTARD?
-->-- ''Film/AustinPowersInGoldmember''

->''"He was supposed to get this package! Tampering with the mail is a federal offense!"''
-->-- '''Chucky''', ''Film/ChildsPlay3''

->''"[[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil I despise rapists.]] For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty."''
-->-- '''Cyrus the Virus''', ''Film/ConAir''

->"This is the moment to be practical, until such time as Germany can afford your philosophy - which is what? Hound them, impoverish, exploit them, imprison them, just do not ''kill'' them and you are God's noblest of men? [[DeconstructedTrope I find that... truly remarkable]]."
-->-- '''Reinhard Heydrich''' to '''Dr. Wilhelm Kritzinger''', ''Film/{{Conspiracy}}''

->''"This craziness, it's too much."''
-->-- '''[[TheDon Sal Maroni]]''' on ComicBook/TheJoker, ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->'''John Mclane:''' There never was a bomb [in a school], was there?\\
'''Simon Gruber:''' Of course not. I'm a soldier, not a monster...even though I sometimes work ''for'' monsters.
-->-- ''Film/DieHardWithAVengeance''

->''"You don't kill people you don't know! That's a rule!"''
-->-- '''Joe "Mental" Mentalino''', ''Film/DumbAndDumber''

->''"I'm a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard."''
-->-- '''Seth Gecko''', ''Film/FromDuskTillDawn''

->'''Roxy:''' You're seriously not interested in me at all as a girlfriend?\\
'''Frank''': What the hell are you talking about? I'm not a pedophile.\\
'''Roxy''': So we're ''platonic'' spree killers?
-->-- ''Film/GodBlessAmerica''

->'''Arthur''': We were friends. I could have helped them, [[EveryManHasHisPrice but the Nazis paid too well]]. Can I trust that you will keep what you learned here today confidential, despite whatever you may think? (''offers Madeline a check'')\\
'''Madeline''': Yes, Arthur. (''accepts the check'') Well, I'd love to tell you what a monster you are, but I have to help Bin Laden's nephew buy a co-op on Park Avenue.\\
'''Arthur''': (''laughs'') If that were true, you wouldn't tell me.\\
'''Madeleine''': We're listing you as a reference.
-->-- ''Film/InsideMan''

->''"Jesus Christ, I'm not THAT evil!"''
-->-- '''The Motherfucker''' refuses to shoot someone's dog, ''Film/KickAss2''

->'''Neville Sinclair:''' C'mon, Eddie. I'm paying you well. Does it really matter where the money comes from?\\
'''Eddie Valentine:''' It matters to me. I may not make an honest buck, but I'm 100% American, and ''I don't work for no two-bit '''Nazi'''. Let her go!''
-->-- ''Film/TheRocketeer''

->''"Two little kids in a car...this is so fucking bad...this is so fucking bad...Make you feel good, to kill a mother and her kids? Make you feel big? You big man! Fuck you, what do you think I am?! You think I'll kill two kids and a woman? [[WouldNotHurtAChild Fuck that!]] I don't need that shit in my life! YOU DIE, MOTHERFUCKER! *[[BoomHeadshot shoots the would-be hitman]]* What do you think I am, huh?! What you think I am, a fucking worm like you?!...I told you, no fucking kids! But you wouldn't listen! Well, you stupid fuck, look at you now!"''
-->-- '''Tony Montana''' seals his fate, ''Film/{{Scarface 1983}}''

->''"I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid. ...but ''[[ImAHumanitarian eating people alive]]''? Where's ''that'' get fun?"''
-->-- '''Jayne''', ''Film/{{Serenity}}''


[[folder: Literature]]

->'''Jake''': He's a prisoner of war. We don't kill prisoners.\\
'''Visser One''': No. Of course not. You merely blow up ground-based Yeerk pools and kill thousands. And then another seventeen thousand of our brothers here on this ship. Defenseless, harmless, unhosted Yeerks. Murdered. But you don't kill prisoners.
-->-- ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}''

->''"Artemis Fowl did not like whalers. There were less objectionable ways to obtain oil by-products."''
-->-- ''Literature/ArtemisFowl''

->''"I am evil, but I am not cruel to animals. There's a special Hell reserved for those who are."''
-->-- the demon '''Azzie''', ''Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming''

->''"Once he had been able to afford the largest branch of the [[MurderInc Assassins' Guild]] outside [[WretchedHive Ankh-Morpork]], and its members were so busy that you sometimes had to wait for months.\\
But the assassins had all left years ago. Some things sicken even jackals."''
-->-- ''Discworld/WitchesAbroad''

->''"Like many people with no actual morals, Lord Downey ''did'' have [[ProfessionalKiller standards]], and Teatime repelled him."''
-->-- ''Discworld/{{Hogfather}}''

->"''Gilt and Vetinari shared a look. It said: While I loathe you and every aspect of your personal philosophy to a depth unplummable by any line, I'll credit you at least with not being Crispin Horsefry."''
-->-- ''Discworld/GoingPostal''

->''"There are some things that are unthinkable: there are some depths that not even demons would believe other demons would stoop to."''
-->-- ''Literature/GoodOmens''

-> ''We do not '''murder.'''\\
We do not '''execute'''. We do not '''massacre.''' We never, you may be very certain, we never '''torture'''. We have no truck with crimes of [[{{Yandere}} passion]] or hatred or [[ForTheEvulz pointless gain]]. We do not do it for [[AxCrazy a delight in inhumation]], or to feed some [[IJustWantToBeBadass secret inner need]], or for petty advantage, or for [[KnightTemplar some cause or belief]]; I tell you, gentlemen, that all these reasons are in the highest degree suspect. [[TheFundamentalist Look into the face of a man who will kill you for a belief and your nostrils will snuff up the scent of abomination. Hear a speech declaring a holy war and, I assure you, should catch the clink of evil's scales and the dragging of its monstrous tail over the purity of the language.]]\\
No, we do it for the money.\\
And, because we above all must know the value of a human life, we do it for a great deal of money.\\
'''Nile mortifi, sine lucre.''' Remember. No killing without payment.\\
And always give a receipt.''
-->-- '''Dr. Cruces''', head of the Assassin's Guild, ''{{Discworld/Pyramids}}''

->''"I haven't found one single explanation of what Horcruxes do! Not a single one! I've been right through the restricted section and even in the most horrible books, where they tell you how to brew the most gruesome potions - nothing! All I could find was this, in the introduction to ''Magick Moste Evile''. Listen ó "Of the Horcrux, wickedest of magical inventions, we shall not speak nor give direction." I mean, [[LampshadeHanging why mention it, then]]?"''
-->-- '''Hermione''', ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince''

->''"They may have been super villains, but they had limits."''
-->-- ''Joshua Dread''

->''"I do men. I do women. I don't discriminate. I don't do kids. That's a different kind of psycho."''
-->-- '''Spademan''', ''Shovel Ready''

->''"I'm a thief," he said, "just like you are. We don't fuck kids."\\
"I know that," I said.\\
"Some of our guys, they're a little crazy. Like B.T. He'd stab a nigger just to stay in practice, you know?"\\
"I know."\\
"But none of us would do little kids."''
-->-- '''[[ThoseWackyNazis Neo-Nazi]] leader''' to Burke, ''[[Creator/AndrewVachss Strega]]''

->She had become in [[EvilMentor my]] mind, if not daughter, then student, protégé. I had grown both fond and proud of her. She was ever-curious, ever-learning. Writing new [[MindControlMusic songs]] that made the children do things Ė tear the wings from butterflies, snarl like wild dogs, hold hands and disappear off into the forest without a thought. Children were the hardest to enthrall, and yet they would do anything for her. They practically begged.\\
She played, and the children turned, mouths pressing together, such soft, tiny mouths. Perfect rosebuds. She played and their small bodies moved together, removed the air between them.\\
"Stop!" I had to push her off my lap so hard that her music flared and then faltered.\\
"But..." She pushed her lip out, near tears. Her mole slid, as though it was melting against her skin.\\
I took a softer tone. I didn't mean to scare her. I didn't mean to scare myself.\\
"You can't make people do those things," I said. "There is a line, a line of..." Of what? I didnít know.
-->-- ''Trill'', a short [[http://www.amazon.com/Lure-Dangerous-Women-Shanna-Germain-ebook/dp/B008P1228O story]] by Shanna Germain

->'''Miles:''' This man -- you apparently don't know -- was cashiered from the Barrayaran Imperial Service for brutality.\\
'''Oser:''' From the Barrayaran Service? That must have taken some doing.
-->-- ''Literature/TheVorGame''

->''"Even on Barrayar," he said mildly, "[[SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil no human being can own another...]]"''
-->-- ''Literature/BrothersInArms''

->''"[[NotSoDifferent We are not as far apart as I would like to think]], but neither are we as close as Vorru thinks."''
-->-- '''[[TheDragon Kirtan Loor]]''', ''[[ComicBook/XWingSeries X-Wing: The Krytos Trap]]''

->''Once, in the time of the [[TheEmpire Therin Throne]], the [[LossOfIdentity [Gentling]]] process was used to punish criminals, but it has been centuries since any civilized [[BalkanizeMe Therin city-state]] allowed the use of Wraithstone on men and women. A society that still [[WouldHurtAChild hangs children]] for [[DisproportionateRetribution petty theft]] and [[FedToTheBeast feeds prisoners]] to [[SeaMonster sea-creatures]] finds [[AFateWorseThanDeath the results]] [[UncannyValley too disquieting]] to bear.''


[[folder: Live-Action TV]]

->''"In Gaffney, people called it the Ď[[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar War of Northern Aggression]].' I personally take no pride in the Confederacy: Avoid wars you canít win, and never raise your flag for an asinine cause like slavery."''
-->--'''Frank Underwood''' on his southern heritage, ''Series/HouseOfCardsUS''

->'''Senator Powell:''' You have a young daughter, named Georgia, who is about 10 years old. Has little Georgia seen your film entitled ''Ripcord'', which contains 357 acts of violence, 175 profanities, and 4 scenes of lesbian sex? She proud of her daddy for that one?! How can you look that sweet little girl in the eye?\\
'''Peter Dragon:''' I manage. I never voted to subsidize the growing of tobacco, while turning my back on food programs for starving kids. I've never vetoed a gun control bill. All '''''my''''' guns are ''fake'', Senator! [[UsefulNotes/GulfWar I've never rushed to the defense of Kuwaiti oil fields]], while ignoring genocide in Africa, because big oil companies that line your fat pockets aren't concerned with black Africa. Those are all productions of your company Senator, this company right here!
-->-- ''Series/{{Action}}''

->''"There is nothing I hate more than a racist."''
-->--'''Fiona Goode''', ''Series/AmericanHorrorStoryCoven''

->''"Sweetie, when even ''I'm'' offended, you know you've gone too far."''
-->-- '''Paige Michalchuk''' referring to her best friend Hazel's racism, ''Series/{{Degrassi}}''

->'''Topher:''' See these dark areas? How they extend all the way out to here? You know why that looks like that? That's because Terry Karrens doesn't use that part of his brain. And that'd be where you find stored such things as empathy, compassion, an aversion to disemboweling puppies. Basically, this is what some of your more famous serial killers' brains look like.\\
'''[=DeWitt=]:''' You are quite certain of this?\\
'''Topher:''' Certain enough so that I have serious ethical problems with trying to wake him up.\\
'''Boyd:''' Topher has ethical problems... ''[[ForScience Topher!]]''\\
'''Topher:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Heh]]. Way to land it.
-->-- ''Series/{{Dollhouse}}''

->''"Just because a guy makes a living breaking into other people's apartments doesn't mean he likes kiddie porn."''
-->-- '''Odafin Tutuola''', ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit''

->''"I ain't never killed a kid, and I ain't gonna start now."''
-->-- '''Mark Costa''', ''Series/TheMentalist'', "Little Red Corvette"

->''"''28 million'' dead?! Couldn't we just ''wound'' some of them?"''
-->-- '''Quark''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Business As Usual"

->''"This isn't [[AcceptableTargets Wall Street]], this is Hell! ''We'' have a little something called [[TakeThat integrity]]!"''
-->-- '''[[OurDemonsAreDifferent Crowley]]''' to a subordinate who's been breaking [[DealWithTheDevil deals]], ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

->''"I'm evil. That's just ''tacky''."''
-->-- '''Crowley''' finds out that a minion's been running a [[SexSlave sex slavery]] ring in his name, ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

->'''[[AffablyEvil Omar]]''': Man, don't get it twisted, I do some dirt too. [[NeverHurtAnInnocent But I ain't never put my gun on anybody who wasn't in the game.]]\\
'''Bunk''': [[EveryoneHasStandards A man must have a code.]]\\
'''Omar''': Oh, no doubt.
-->-- ''Series/TheWire''

->''"Nigga kill motherfuckers just 'cause he can. Not cause [[TheStoolPigeon they snitchin']], not '[[NothingPersonal cause it's business]], 'cause... this shit [[ItAmusedMe just come natural to him]]. I mean, Little Kevin is GONE! [[LackOfEmpathy This nigga don't feel nuthin]]'. And all them motherfuckers in them row houses... nobody means a fucking thing to him! Fuck Marlo, man, fuck him! And anybody that thinks it's all right to do people this way!"''
-->-- '''[[GangBangers Bodie]]''', ''Series/TheWire''

->''"I'm not an animal. I mean, sure, I'll kidnap a woman and force her to marry me, but after that I'm all about a woman's rights. I'm a modern, 13th century man."''
-->-- '''King Richard''', ''Series/{{Galavant}}''

->''Hey, man, Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know and he ''always'' wore his seat belt.''
-->-- '''Music/IceCube''', ''Series/{{Conan}}''


[[folder: Newspaper Comics]]

->''"I thought your uninformed outrage would be [[UnwittingPawn useful]] in my eternal struggle to avoid taxation! I didn't realize you were a nihilistic moron willing to crash the entire economy!"''
-->-- '''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Plutocrat Pete]]''' to [[StrawmanPolitical Tea Party Tim]], on his plan to force the government to default to control spending, ''ComicStrip/ThisModernWorld''


[[folder: Professional Wrestling]]

->''"He has dropped to new levels now. [[Wrestling/HulkHogan Hogan]], you're the lowest piece of life I've ever seen."''
-->-- '''Wrestling/BobbyHeenan''' after Hulk Hogan spray painted [[Wrestling/NewWorldOrder NWO]] on Wrestling/MissElizabeth's back.

->''"You see, me and you know each other very well indeed, don't we? Let me give you people a little history lesson. Eleven years ago, me and you were a tag team in Wrestling/{{WCW}}. In fact, I was your mentor, wasn't I? Yes indeed, I was. What can I say? I mean, let's face facts. Some people, people like us, we're just [[CardCarryingVillain born naughty]]. We are. That's why we gravitated towards each other. And if you would've used and abused anyone else instead of that poor dear boy, [[Wrestling/NickDinsmore Eugene]], I would've applauded your cunning. But for a clever man like yourself, it was very foolish to take advantage of a disadvantaged boy, because now you've made an enemy out of me! And if you want to fight, look no bloody further, because I will quite gladly now go and change into my ring attire, and I will join you back in that ring, and I will battle you with every ounce of violent venom that runs through my veins!!"''
-->--'''Wrestling/WilliamRegal''' to Wrestling/TripleH.


[[folder: Tabletop Games]]

->''"I have seen planes leveled and all life rendered to dust. It brought no pleasure, even to a heart as dark as mine."''
-->-- '''Sorin Markov''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', "[[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=186309 Day of Judgment]]" [[note]]Sorin Markov's actually more of an AntiVillain, or even an AntiHero.[[/note]]

->''"Given free reign, the Destroyers would leave behind nothing; not life, nor art, nor glory. Only dust would remain. I am a soulless machine, yet even I feel pity for their victims."''
-->-- '''Szarekh, Last of the Silent Kings''', ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''

[[folder: Theatre]]

->''"I dare do all that becomes a man; Who dares more is none."''
-->-- '''Theatre/{{Macbeth}}'''

->'''Mortimer Brewster:''' Aunt Abby, how can I believe you? There are twelve men down in the cellar and you admit you poisoned them. \\
'''Aunt Abby Brewster:''' Yes, I did. But you don't think I'd stoop to telling a fib!
-->-- ''Theatre/ArsenicAndOldLace''


[[folder: Video Games]]

->'''Garrosh Hellscream''': [[AnimateDead What you have done here,]] [[TokenEvilTeammate Sylvanas...]] it goes against the laws of nature. Disgusting is the only word I have to describe it.\\
'''Sylvanas Windrunner''': Warchief! Without these new [[OurZombiesAreDifferent Forsaken]], our people would ''die out''. Our hold upon Gilneas and Northern Lordaeron would crumble!\\
'''Garrosh''': ''Have you given any thought to what this means, Sylvanas?'' [[NotSoDifferent What difference is there between you and the Lich King now?]]\\
'''Sylvanas''': Isn't it obvious, Warchief? I serve the Horde.\\
'''Garrosh''': Watch your clever mouth, [[PrecisionFStrike bitch.]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''

->''"The other Princes don't like him that much. I mean, even Malacath is more popular at parties, and Malacath[[note]]God of Outcasts and the ugly[[/note]] is '''not''' popular at parties."''
-->-- '''Sheogorath''' describing Jyggaleg, ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion''

->''"There's gotta be a limit, kid. Y'know, a point where even assholes like us say, "Enough is e-fuckin'-nough.""''
-->-- '''Michael''', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''

->'''Teisel Bonne''': Listen up everyone! I want you to take everything that isn't nailed down, you hear me?! I don't want there to even be a ''toothpick'' left!\\
'''Servbot 1''': Master Tiesel, we've taken all the supplies and loaded them onto the ship!\\
'''Servbot 2''': What should we do with the toilet paper?\\
'''Teisel Bonne''': We may be pirates, but we're not ''barbarians''. We'll let them keep the toilet paper.
-->-- The Bonnes' raid on Saul Kada village, ''VideoGame/MegaManLegends 2''

->''"This is messed up. [[CardCarryingVillain I'm all for being evil,]] but [[OmnicidalManiac this]] is just overkill."''
-->-- '''[[Characters/SuperMarioBrosBowser Bowser]],''' ''VideoGame/SuperPaperMario''

->''"That is some (''bleep'')ed-up (''bleep''), man!"''
-->-- '''[[Website/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]''' in response to [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The Heavy]]'s [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown "funniest thing"]], ''VideoGame/PokerNightAtTheInventory''

->'''Sonic''': I can't figure [[ArchEnemy you]] out. One second you're [[OmnicidalManiac contemplating genocide]], and the next you're saving one of your worst enemies!\\
'''Dr. Eggman''': [[LampshadeHanging I'm a complicated guy]].
-->-- ''VideoGame/SonicLostWorld''

->''"We are ''not'' committing war crimes."''
-->-- '''Light Side Imperial Player Character''', ''VideoGame/StarWarsTheOldRepublic''

->'''Malavai Quinn:''' Broonmark, Baras has no quarrel with you. [[WeCanRuleTogether Join us, and he will welcome you to the fold.]] \\
'''Broonmark:''' You insult us. We do not betray. [[IGaveMyWord Our vow is forever]]. [[UndyingLoyalty Our vow is always.]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/StarWarsTheOldRepublic''

->'''[[Anime/{{Zambot 3}} Killer the Butcher]]''': It's a good day! Gizzar! Bring me wine! We drink to the Emperor of Vega!\\
'''Gizzar''': Gyoy, Butcher!\\
'''Killer''': Bareta, prepare me a new Mechaboost!\\
'''Bareta''': Gyoy, Butcher.\\
'''Killer''': All belongs to Gaizock. To me, Killer the Butcher. Hoh hoh hoh! Resist me with all your might, earthlings! Hoh hoh hoh hoh! Mwohohohohohoho!\\
'''[[Anime/UFORoboGrendizer Gandal]]''': (Emperor Vega, this man... he's too dangerous...)\\
'''Emperor Vega''': (Mm. Yes, we may have signed a deal with the devil.)\\
'''Killer''': Hoh hohohoho! Bwohohohohohohohohohoho!
-->-- ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsZ''

->''"Nothing stokes my ire like a cheater. Deception, duplicity, murder - these are merely tools in a toolbox one can use to ensure a job done well. But cheating? I cannot even wrap my head around the point of it. Wouldn't you know you had cheated? How on Earth could you maintain crisp certainty of your superiority to all others? And if you're unable to do that, what's the point of '''anything?'''"''
-->-- '''The Administrator''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2's'' [[http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=6679 Official Blog]]

->''"No, ''dad'', I'm not a "crazed gunman," I'm an [[InsistentTerminology assassin!]] ...The difference bein' one's a job, the other's a mental sickness!"''
-->-- '''[[FriendlySniper The Sniper]]''' on the phone with his parents, ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'': "Meet the Sniper"

->Gerald Robotnik was a true genius and my hero, but did he really want to destroy the world?
-->-- '''Doctor Eggman''', ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2''

->''"[[CardCarryingVillain I may dwell in the dark]], but I ''refuse'' to be judged by ''[[DirtyCoward your]]'' standards,'' '''traitor!''' ''[[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves I hope your "friends" give you what's coming to you.]]"''
-->-- '''Skull Face''' to '''[[spoiler:Huey Emmerich]]''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain''

->''"[[NotSoSimilar You and I are not the same, are we?]] This SOUL resonates with a strange feeling. There is a reason you continue to recreate this world. There is a reason you continue to destroy it. You. You are wracked with a perverted sentimentality. Hmm. I cannot understand these feelings any more. Despite this. I feel obligated to suggest. Should you choose to create this world once more. Another path would be better suited."''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', [[spoiler:'''The Fallen Child''', at the end of your ''second'' KillEmAll run]]

-> ''"Right. That's it. I had my fun, Jack, so I shall leave you with this one final piece of wisdom that your plasticine face will surely ignore: Kill yourself. Darling, I'm evil. Let's not kid ourselves, but you. You're just something else entirely. You're far better off opening the throat beneath that ludicrously soul-patched face than suffer the bloody karma that I imagine the universe has in store for you. And with that, I shall bid you adieu. Additionally, your breath smells like farts."''
-->-- ''VideoGames/BorderlandsThePreSequel'', '''Lady Aurelia Hammerlock''' to '''Handsome Jack'''


[[folder: Visual Novels]]

->'''Miles Edgeworth''': You said repeatedly during your testimony that you despise traitors above all else. But what if the traitor was your own client? What would you do then?
->'''[[ProfessionalKiller Shelly de Killer]]''': That's easy. I would break our contract immediately. And then...that client would become my next target. For the honor of the de Killer name, even if it takes an eternityÖ I would follow that person to the ends of the earth to exact my punishment.
-->-- ''VideoGame/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney: Justice For All''

->''"Ugly. Aah, how ugly is a woman drowning in lust...! This is this woman's true nature!! Even I, as a witch who has explored the depths of evil, find this most difficult to watch!!"''
-->-- '''[[{{Troll}} Beatrice]]''' as [[AbusiveParents Rosa Ushiromiya]] verbally attacks her own daughter, ''VisualNovel/UminekoWhenTheyCry''


[[folder: Webcomics]]

->'''White Mage:''' You... ''sacrificed...'' children. For power?\\
'''Black Mage:''' Of course. If I'd sacrificed them for no reason I'd be a sicko or something.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->''"That's messed up, Sarda."''
-->-- '''[[HeroicComedicSociopath Black Mage]]''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->''"Wow... there's a level of pointless violence that offends even me when it's crossed. Live and learn, I guess..."''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger Magus]]''', ''Webcomic/CaptainSNES''

->'''Saul''': Proper villains know offing is fine, [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil rape is not]].\\
'''Munsch''': We must have our moral standards or else we are no better than the rest of the rabble.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Ice}}''

->''"We're [[RobotMaster doctors in the field of robotics]]. Arson is a little beneath us, don't you think?"''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Dr. Wily]]''', ''Webcomic/TwoEvilScientists''

->''"I have few principles, but I stick to them."''
-->-- '''Black Hat Guy''', ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}''


[[folder: Web Original]]

->''"That was the most f__ed up thing I've ever seen, and I'm a [[{{Shinigami}} Death God!]]"''
-->-- '''Ryuk''', ''[[WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedDogface701 Death Note Abridged (Dogface701)]]''

->'''Vegeta''': ...alright, well what about the small one? Is it because he's purple?\\
'''Thirteen''': Okay, ''racist'', if you must know... ''(Fifteen is seen swigging from a liquor bottle)'' it's cuz he's got a drinking problem.\\
'''Fifteen''': Hey, it's only a problem when I run out!\\
'''Thirteen''': ''(despondent)'' We don't like to talk about it.
-->-- '''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''', ''Super Android 13'', [[MotiveRant after Thirteen explains why Dr. Gero just now resorted to using him, #14, and #15, in spite of their "defects"]].

->'''Maxwell''': And when we have purged England of all its demons and heathens, WE. WILLó\\
'''Judd Forrest [[UsefulNotes/KuKluxKlan (an actual Klansman)]]''': Round up all those dirty nió\\
'''Maxwell''': ''(highly pissed off)'' OKAY, YOU NEED TO '''''CHILL.'''''
-->--'''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''', Episode 6, [[spoiler:as Enrico Maxwell announces his plans to launch "the 9th Crusade" and forcibly oust Pope Francis and install ''himself'' as Pope, ushering in a more fundamentalist regime for the papacy]]

->''"When the light shines upon my crimes, ''you'' find it sick, appalling!"''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper''' to '''[[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''

->''"The leprechaun that tells me to start fires said this guy is nuts."''
-->-- '''Diogenes''', ''Website/{{Fark}}.com''

->''"Hey, [[Film/{{Psycho}} Norman Bates]] called, he said you're really kind of a weirdo!"''
-->-- '''Linkara''' on the protagonist of a Music/LadyGaga comic, ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''

'''[[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]]''': BOOOOO!\\
'''[[Franchise/HarryPotter Lord Voldemort]]''': HISSSSSS!\\
'''Bill Belichick''': HEíS SO EVIL!
-->-- ''Website/{{NFL Quarterbacks on Facebook}}''

->''"My God! What ''is'' this guy? First [[ItMakesSenseInContext the sandwiches]], and now [[EvilLaugh laughing evilly]] while [[YourCheatingHeart he's off to have an affair]]!? Even [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]] would be like "Dude, you are a fucking ass!""''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' to a {{Jerkass}} adulterer in ''Literature/TheTommyknockers''

->''"Even to other vampires, Divia is evil like whoa. [=LaCroix=] is [[BringMyBrownPants messing his pants over this one]]... She frames [=LaCroix=] for a murder just to dick with him, which is rude considering all of the ''real'' murders he's committed. Divia was created by one of the first of their kind: she killed him and entombed him for trying to control her. [=LaCroix=] saw an evil in her that frightened even him. So he decapitated ''and'' entombed her. It's supremely creepy when she starts [[VillainousIncest hitting on her dad]]. I guess incest was the final straw for him."''
-->-- '''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Series/ForeverKnight''

->''"NOT EVEN [[Website/FourChan 4CHAN]] WANTS THESE PEOPLE"''
-->-- '''Wiki/RationalWiki''' on Men's Rights Activism

->''"Y'know, I might kill for no reason other than someone's in killing distance, but at least I'm not a Nazi."''
-->-- '''{{Website/SF Debris}}''' impersonating Hirogen while reviewing ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', [[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS4E17TheKillingGame "The Killing Game Pt.1"]]

->''"There was a scene filmed for this movie where Jason [[KickTheDog kicks Toby to death]] but it was cut because according to Kane Hodder, there's some things even Jason wouldn't do. I love it. That's Jason Voorhees: card-carrying member of PETA.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/friday-13th-part-8/ on]] ''Film/FridayThe13thPartVIIIJasonTakesManhattan''

->231. I am not allowed to do anything that would make a [[StarWars Sith Lord]] cry.
-->-- ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG'' [[note]]This isn't really an example, as Mr. Welch was CherryTapping said Sith Lord from ''just'' outside of the range where he could effectively retaliate. But it's a good quote![[/note]]

->''"Even Iím not ''that'' crazy."''
-->-- '''[[AmbiguousInnocence Bonesaw]]''' on attempting to clone [[EndOfTheWorld the]] [[{{Kaiju}} End]][[OmnicidalManiac bringers]], ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->Even in New York, a city of shining spires to every kind of financial bullshit imaginable, it is illegal for Trump to claim that [[KnowNothingKnowItAll he can teach you anything]].
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-why-donald-trump-biggest-troll-alive/#ixzz2zTxjuuCo "5 Reasons Why Donald Trump Is the Biggest Troll Alive"]]

->''"I have never understood Creator/DonaldTrumpís involvement in wrestling. He is always presented as a face counterpart to Wrestling/VinceMcMahonís evil billionaire character, but the facts tell a different, much darker story. While the wrestling persona Mr. [=McMahon=] once made Wrestling/TrishStratus strip and bark like a dog on television, the real-life Donald Trump once tried to [[DastardlyWhiplash demolish a little old ladyís house and turn it into parking space]]."''
-->-- '''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/donald-trump-buys-raw-dropped-almost-as-fast-as-wwes-stock/ "Donald Trump Buys Raw: Dropped Almost As Fast As WWE's Stock"]]

->''"But the real secret of Series/TheNewsroom finale was that Sorkin finally pulled off a trick that the rest of TV has been using for years ó make your hero look better, and more relatable, by pitting him against some terrible dudes. [[Series/SonsOfAnarchy SAMCRO]] murdered people and ran guns, but at least they werenít Nazis. [[Series/BreakingBad Walter White]] was a meth kingpin who murdered people, but at least he wasnít a Nazi. [[Series/{{Justified}} Raylan Givens]] shoots people wantonly and can be quite cruel, but at least he doesnít run a gang of Nazis. (Maybe we should get past the whole Nazi thing.)"''
-->-- '''Grantland''', [[http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/the-newsroom-finale-why-couldnt-we-have-this-version-of-the-show/ The Newsroom Finale]]

-> ''"Now, Iíll admit that the [[AncientConspiracy [Red] Brotherhood]] doesnít play nice. Hell, by the standards that the vast majority of the populace subscribes to, weíre evil as hell. BUT, we have the long-term good of the human race at heart. Selling kids to the Pit does NOT serve the greater good in any way, shape or form. There is shit even WE donít put up with, and the Grand Hall [of Sinister Wisdom, a cabal of [[DealWithTheDevil Infernalist]] wizards] is a textbook example of what we donít put up with."''
-->--'''[[AffablyEvil Mephisto the Mentalist]]''', ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'', explaining why he created a fake 'satanic panic' in order to flush out a real plot to use fake adoptions to get children so they could be [[HumanSacrifice sacrificed to demonic forces]]

-> ''"I gotta tell you, I'm a evil supervillain hellbent on destroying the world, but this is ''pret-ty'' fucked up."''
-->--'''Dr. Havoc''', to Super Jamal, ''WebAnimation/DrHavocsDiary'', "Black Superhero"

->'''[[DepravedBisexual Lucius the Eternal]]:''' WHAT THE UNHOLY LORDY-LOO?!
->'''[[EvilSorcerer Ahriman]]:''' WHAT IN TZEENCH'S BLUE BALLS IS '''THAT?!'''
->'''Lucius the Eternal:''' ''Oookay''. We need to talk about this shit you're doing, [[EvilutionaryBiologist Bob]]. It's getting out of hand.
-->--''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', ''The Slaneeshmas Special'', reacting to [[MadScientist Fabius Bile's]] "Ahriman 2.0" clone


[[folder:Web Video]]

->'''Jay:''' But I suppose there ''is'' good to [[Wrestling/JohnBradshawLayfield JBL's]] bullying: After a guy -- possibly Duke Droese or [[Characters/WWETagTeams Brian Christopher]] -- gloated about [[DateRape date-raping]] a girl, JBL stripped him naked and threatened to rape '''him''' until he cried.\\
'''OOC:''' That's...that's o.k.? It's not gonna make up for the fact that ''he'' legitimately raped or molested [[MachoCamp other wrestlers]].
-->--''WebVideo/OSWReview'' on ''{{Wrestling/ECW}} One Night Stand 2006'', Ep. 39

->''"Oh, don't worry about [[WebOriginal/JefftheKiller Jeff the Killer]], he'll be [[WouldntHurtAChild nice to the little girl]], [[SarcasmMode it's not like he's]]'' '''[[MoralEventHorizon an irredeemable]] monster''' ''or anything!"''
-->--'''Jacob''' of ''[[WebOriginal/BadCreepyPasta BAD CREEPYPASTA]]'', pointing out a particularly stupid use of this trope in ''How Jeff Killed Christmas'' [[note]]Keep in mind, ''Jeff just murdered the little girl's parents''[[/note]]

->''"C'mon now, mate. Gotta have standards! I know we're shootin' and rapin', but necrophilia's a step too far."''
-->--'''Sigmund''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
->'''B.O.B:''' And I am supposed to be the half-demon here!


[[folder: Western Animation]]

->'''Nurse Bundt Cake:''' She [Princess Bubblegum] [[FountainOfYouth is thirteen years old now]].\\
'''The Ice King:''' Aw, what? [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Well, that's it for me. I'm out of here. Good-bye everyone.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', "Episode 26, Mortal Recoil"

->''"Stan, these people are monsters. You know what [[AllGermansAreNazis my country has done]], and I'm disgusted."''
-->-- '''Klaus''' after hearing why Francine's parents had to [[ParentalAbandonment give her up]], ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->''"Grandfather may be evil, [[VillainCred which I admire]], but he's also a '''jerk'''!"''
-->-- '''Father''', ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor: WesternAnimation/OperationZERO''

->'''Ra's Al Ghul''': I'm afraid I overestimated my abilities to control [[ComicBook/TheJoker The Joker,]] just as I underestimated his madness. It grieved me so to be a party of something so brutal.\\
'''Batman''': You never shied away from drawing blood.\\
'''Ra's Al Ghul''': True. But always with purpose. Always with greater goals. This was simply an unnecessary casualty.
-->-- '''Ra's Al Ghul''' expressing his resentment over The Joker killing Jason Todd, ''WesternAnimation/BatmanUnderTheRedHood''

->And what ''really'' bothers me is [that] you pretend that you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but [[AtLeastIAdmitIt at least I'm honest about it]].
-->-- '''Quagmire''' to Brian, as part of a long-winded TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Robot Devil''': I rather think we could strike a deal, Bender. I shall give you your army of the damned and in return I ask just one thing, just one itty-bitty thing... ''your firstborn son!'' (''EvilLaugh'')\\
'''Bender''': Just a sec.\\
(''cut to'')\\
'''Bender's Son''': Daddy! I knew you'd come back!\\
(''back to Robot Hell'')\\
'''Bender''': Here ya go! (''[[KickTheDog drop-kicks his son through a window and into a vat of fire]]'')\\
'''Robot Devil''': ''(somewhere between aghast and impressed)'' WOW. That was pretty brutal, even by ''my'' standards!\\
'''Bender''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice No backsies!]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->'''[[WickedCultured Ultra-Humanite:]]''' You'll be happy to know, Flash, that your words - jejune though they were - did not fall on deaf ears. I appreciate the sentiment behind them and therefore call a truce [[ChristmasEpisode in honour of the season]].\\
'''Franchise/TheFlash:''' Seriously?\\
'''Ultra-Humanite:''' You'll have the toy to give to [[HeartwarmingOrphan your young friends]]. I'm improving it, too.\\
'''The Flash:''' ...It's not gonna blow up or anything?\\
'''Ultra-Humanite:''' ''Flash''. It is ''Christmas''.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'', "[[ChristmasEpisode Comfort and Joy]]"

->''"Look Vanessa, there's good evil and there's bad evil."''
-->-- '''Doofenshmirtz''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''

->''"I stole this accordion from [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain a blind monkey!]] But '''YOU!''' You disgust even me!"''
-->-- A French drifter after Homer Simpson bails on his father when asked to donate a kidney, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->"''You just don't [[ShareTheMalePain shoot a guy in the dick!]]"''
-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', one of the most evil people, ever, ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->'''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs, I canít believe Iím saying this, but how could you trade Spongebob for 62 cents?!\\
'''Mr. Krabs''': You think I couldíve gotten more?\\
'''Squidward''': He stuck up for you and you sold him out, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''

->'''[[SociopathicHero Brock:]]''' This is just ''[[WhatTheHellHero wrong]]'', man, even for [[PoweredByAForsakenChild you]]. Look at her!\\
'''[[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate Dr. Venture:]]''' I have watched you [[ComedicSociopathy pull a man's eyes from his head]] ''[[PeoplePuppets and make him dance like a marionette]]'' [[EyeScream with his own optic nerves!]]\\
'''Brock:''' At least I didnít break his heart.\\
'''Dr. Venture:''' ...You donít know that.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''

->'''Nick:''' You know, for a ConMan, you sure have a strict moral code.\\
'''Gerry:''' The key part of con man is the word 'man'. You have to have empathy with your fellow human beings or you're just a sociopath, and they make the shittiest con men alive.
-->-- ''Literature/SuperPowereds''

->'''Mojo Jojo''': We are citizens! [[CardCarryingVillain Evil citizens]], sure, but citizens nonetheless!
->'''HIM''': I think we should complain.
->'''Mojo Jojo''': But to who?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls''

->''"Cuuur... No. That's it, i give up. I tried, I really tried to finally take over the world, but I guess the universe just doesn't want me to have it. That's it, I'm done! Forget it! The only sad thing is that the world would have RULED if I was in charge, but you know what? You'll never know, you'll never know, and so my sweets, I, Jojo, am Mojo... No mo'... And so, I go go. ''[walks away with a depressed expression]''"''
-->-- '''Mojo Jojo''', ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'' [[note]]He's absolutely right, too.[[/note]]