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[[folder: Anime and Manga]]

->I should kill you right now! You're a goddamn embarrassment to this family, and you WILL apologize to Sando-san for this!
-->-- '''Yoshida''' to Chaka, ''Manga/BlackLagoon''

->They may all look the same to you, but there are different kinds and different levels of evil. [[NobleDemon A first-class villain doesn't target honest lives.]] [...] Fine, now is a good time to teach you something: even villains have standards!
-->-- '''Accelerator''', ''LightNovel/ACertainMagicalIndex''

->You...are hideous.
-->-- '''[[MadBomber Solf J.]] [[AxCrazy Kimbley]]''' to [[EldritchAbomination Pride]], ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

->'''Yumie''': Hey, how about we tie [Integra] up and take her away with us? That would work!\\
'''Heinkel''': I want to shoot her!!\\
'''Integra''': [[ImStandingRightHere I can hear you, you know.]] They want to tie me up, or shoot me. What is it that you want, Anderson?\\
'''Anderson''': What do you think? Teaming up against an unarmed woman to do God knows what to her? We're paladins, not rapists!
-->-- ''Manga/{{Hellsing}}''

->[[KnightInSourArmor I've]] never been known for my refined tastes, but you sicken even [[AntiHero me.]]
-->-- '''Manga/InuYasha'''

->What kind of monster have I created? No matter how evil you become, you never strike a child. I mean sure, you [[TrainingFromHell make them do a few million sit-ups or else there won't be supper]], but you never ever hit them.
-->-- '''"Sunshine"''', ''Anime/KinnikumanNisei''

->I would never do such a despicable thing!
-->-- '''Laharl''' when '''Hoggmeiser''' ('''Zenisky''') accuses him of stealing the Demon Tome in ''Anime/MakaiSenkiDisgaea''

->Compared to the mighty and their simple "[[MoralMyopia pure hearts]]," the world's villains are much more humane. Scum rule the world and give birth to more scum. Don't they know that? We may mean to do harm, but we're sort of cute by comparison, aren't we, Killer?
-->-- '''Eustass Kidd''', ''Manga/OnePiece''

->I know we're [[CardCarryingVillain supposed to be bad guys]]... but I '''can't''' let those cute little creatures get hurt!
-->-- '''Jessie''' upon seeing a herd of Mareep being attacked, ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Comic Books]]

->[[AGodAmI I am The]] [[WarGod God Of War]]. [[AxeCrazy The God Of Slaughter]]. Even The God Of Murder. But I am '''NOT''' the god of sadism!
-->-- '''Comicbook/{{Ares}}''', ''ComicBook/DarkAvengers: Ares #3''

->I may be a criminal lunatic, but I'm an '''American''' criminal lunatic!
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''', upon finding out the ComicBook/RedSkull is [[ThoseWackyNazis a genuine Nazi]]

->The Kingpin has rules - rules which you would do well to memorize. Among these rules is one stipulating that we do not touch another man's wife for any reason - ever.
-->-- '''ComicBook/TheKingpin'''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Fan Fiction]]

->[[ImpossibleThief She]] scanned the canyon floor and quickly found what she was looking for, an ancient dwelling carved into the cliff face by the mysterious Anasazi a millennia ago. Carmen had initially scouted Eagle Rock, but ultimately ruled it out; it was considered sacred to the Hopi people and a superstitious part of her was still inclined to give Native American holy sites a wide berth. If it were within Carmen's power, she would have taken the entire 270 mile long canyon to add to her collection of Natural Wonders of the World. But such a feat of engineering would have been beyond even what Sara at her most brilliant could manage. Besides, damaging an entire ecosystem did not sit well with her [[ChaoticNeutral unique]] moral code. The cliff dwelling at Nankoweap Creek seemed like a fine compromise.
-->-- ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/699404 Canyon]]'', a ''Franchise/CarmenSandiego'' fanfic

->B-But what if it's true love?! I know I hate their band, but I can't possibly expose them! I'm not a monster! I'm, like, the coolest most perfect sister in the whole world!
-->-- '''[[AlphaBitch Trina Riffin]]''', [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b0a6bee9012b6e578923a6d5254e350/tumblr_mqt9uj25QE1soc04zo1_r1_1280.jpg "The Perfect Big Sister"]], a ''WesternAnimation/GrojBand'' fan comic

->I every now and then do satanic rituals with Harry (''Oh, I understand now. Satanic Rituals = [[UnusualEuphemism intercourse]].'') every now and then because we are both Bisexuals, meaning that we have sex with both boys and girls, but I don't [[BrotherSisterIncest do it with Ron because it is incest]]. [[LampshadeHanging Even Satanists have standards]]. (''Somehow, I don't believe a person would talk about themselves in such a self-condescending manner'').
-->-- '''[[Literature/HarryPotter Ginny Weasley]]''', ''Fanfic/ThePrayerWarriors'', lampshading this trope (before subverting it) with '''[=IHeartThomasBrown=]''' [[{{MST}} commenting]] on the lampshading

->He tended to be [[MadScientist highly unethical]], and his morals were virtually non-existent, but there were some things he did draw the line at. He found the idea of putting his mouth on a kid for any reason besides applying the Curse Seal and CPR - which he'd had to perform a distressingly large number of times - to be rather reprehensible.
-->--- '''[[{{Naruto}} Orochimaru]]''' in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6871105/4/Reactions Reactions]]'', regarding shipping Kakashi with Naruto.

->Private Josef Grigorovich. (''[[PunctuatedPounding SMASH]]'') Abandoning your assigned post. (''[[AndThisIsFor SMASH]]'') Drawing a weapon on a superior officer. (''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown SMASH]]'') Resisting justice. (''[[TranquilFury SMASH]]'') [[AttemptedRape Sexual assault on a prisoner of war.]] Uniform Code of Brotherhood Justice Section Two, Line Twenty-Seven: "Any form of sexual assault of any kind by a member of the Brotherhood [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil is considered a Class One Offense]] against the Messiah, [[YouHaveFailedMe punishable by summary execution]]." (''[[DestinationDefenestration CRASH]]'')
-->-- '''Brother-Captain Allen''' of the [[WarriorMonk Black Hand]], ''FanFic/TiberiumWars''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Film - Animated]]

->We've done a lot of things we're not proud of... [[GraveRobbing robbing graves]], [[RobbingTheDead plundering tombs]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking double-parking]]... but nobody ever got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt... but nobody we knew.
-->-- '''Vinny''', ''WesternAnimation/AtlantisTheLostEmpire''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Film - Live-Action]]

->[[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil I despise rapists.]] For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty.
-->-- '''Cyrus the Virus''', ''Film/ConAir''

->This craziness, it's too much.
-->-- '''[[TheDon Sal Maroni]]''' on SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker, ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->'''John Mclane:''' There never was a bomb [in a school], was there?\\
'''Simon Gruber:''' Of course not. I'm a soldier, not a monster... even though I sometimes work ''for'' monsters.
-->-- ''Film/DieHardWithAVengeance''

->You don't kill people you don't know! That's a rule!
-->-- '''Joe "Mental" Mentalino''', ''Film/DumbAndDumber''

->I'm a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard.
-->-- '''Seth Gecko''', ''Film/FromDuskTillDawn''

->'''Goldmember''': Dr. Evil! Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.\\
'''Dr. Evil''': How 'bout NO, YOU CRAZY DUTCH BASTARD?
-->-- ''[[Film/AustinPowers Goldmember]]''

->'''Arthur''': We were friends. I could have helped them, [[EveryManHasHisPrice but the Nazis paid too well]]. Can I trust that you will keep what you learned here today confidential, despite whatever you may think? (''offers Madeline a check'')\\
'''Madeline''': Yes, Arthur. (''accepts the check'') Well, I'd love to tell you what a monster you are, but I have to help Bin Laden's nephew buy a co-op on Park Avenue.\\
'''Arthur''': (''laughs'') If that were true, you wouldn't tell me.\\
'''Madeleine''': We're listing you as a reference.
-->-- ''Film/InsideMan''

->Jesus Christ, I'm not THAT evil!
-->-- '''The Motherfucker''' refuses to shoot someone's dog, ''Film/KickAss2''

->'''Neville Sinclair:''' C'mon, Eddie. I'm paying you well. Does it really matter where the money comes from?\\
'''Eddie Valentine:''' It matters to me. I may not make an honest buck, but I'm 100% American. ''I don't work for no two-bit '''Nazi'''. Let the girl go!''
-->-- ''Film/TheRocketeer''

->You think I'll kill two kids and a woman? [[WouldNotHurtAChild Fuck that!]]
-->-- '''Tony Montana''', ''Film/{{Scarface 1983}}''

->I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid. ...but ''[[ImAHumanitarian eating people alive]]''? Where's ''that'' get fun?
-->-- '''Jayne''', ''Film/{{Serenity}}''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Literature]]

->'''Jake''': He's a prisoner of war. We don't kill prisoners.\\
'''Visser One''': No. Of course not. You merely blow up ground-based Yeerk pools and kill thousands. And then another seventeen thousand of our brothers here on this ship. Defenseless, harmless, unhosted Yeerks. Murdered. But you don't kill prisoners.
-->-- ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}''

->[[VillainProtagonist Artemis]] [[TheChessmaster Fowl]] did not like whalers. There were less objectionable ways to obtain oil by-products.
-->-- ''Literature/ArtemisFowl''

->I am evil, but I am not cruel to animals. There's a special Hell reserved for those who are.
-->-- the demon '''Azzie''', ''Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming''

->Once [Genua] had been able to afford the largest branch of the [[MurderInc Assassins' Guild]] outside [[WretchedHive Ankh-Morpork]], and its members were so busy that you sometimes had to wait for months.\\
But the assassins had all left years ago. Some things sicken even jackals.
-->-- ''Discworld/WitchesAbroad''

->Like many people with no actual morals, [[ProfessionalKiller Lord Downey]] ''did'' have standards, and [[PsychopathicManchild Teatime]] repelled him.
-->-- ''Discworld/{{Hogfather}}''

->[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Gilt]] and [[MagnificentBastard Vetinari]] shared a look. It said: While I loathe you and every aspect of your personal philosophy to a depth unplummable by any line, I'll credit you at least with not being [[TooDumbToLive Crispin]] [[FatBastard Horsefry]].
-->-- ''Discworld/GoingPostal''

->There are some things that are unthinkable: there are some depths that not even demons would believe other demons would stoop to.
-->-- ''Literature/GoodOmens''

->I haven't found one single explanation of what Horcruxes do! Not a single one! I've been right through the restricted section and even in the most horrible books, where they tell you how to brew the most gruesome potions - nothing! All I could find was this, in the introduction to ''Magick Moste Evile''. Listen — "Of the Horcrux, wickedest of magical inventions, we shall not speak nor give direction." I mean, [[LampshadeHanging why mention it, then]]?
-->-- '''Hermione''', ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince''

->They may have been super villains, but they had limits.
-->-- ''Joshua Dread''

->I do men. I do women. I don't discriminate. I don't do kids. That's a different kind of psycho.
-->-- '''Spademan''', ''Shovel Ready''

->"I'm a thief," he said, "just like you are. We don't fuck kids."\\
"I know that," I said.\\
"Some of our guys, they're a little crazy. Like B.T. He'd stab a nigger just to stay in practice, you know?"\\
"I know."\\
"But none of us would do little kids."
-->-- '''[[ThoseWackyNazis Neo-Nazi]] leader''' to Burke, ''[[Creator/AndrewVachss Strega]]''

->She had become in [[EvilMentor my]] mind, if not daughter, then student, protégé. I had grown both fond and proud of her. She was ever-curious, ever-learning. Writing new [[MindControlMusic songs]] that made the children do things – tear the wings from butterflies, snarl like wild dogs, hold hands and disappear off into the forest without a thought. Children were the hardest to enthrall, and yet they would do anything for her. They practically begged.\\
[...]\\
She played, and the children turned, mouths pressing together, such soft, tiny mouths. Perfect rosebuds. She played and their small bodies moved together, removed the air between them.\\
"Stop!" I had to push her off my lap so hard that her music flared and then faltered.\\
"But..." She pushed her lip out, near tears. Her mole slid, as though it was melting against her skin.\\
I took a softer tone. I didn't mean to scare her. I didn't mean to scare myself.\\
"You can't make people do those things," I said. "There is a line, a line of..." Of what? I didn’t know.
-->-- ''Trill'', a short [[http://www.amazon.com/Lure-Dangerous-Women-Shanna-Germain-ebook/dp/B008P1228O story]] by Shanna Germain

->'''Miles:''' This man - you apparently don't know - was cashiered from the Barrayaran Imperial Service for brutality.\\
'''Oser:''' From the Barrayaran Service? That must have taken some doing.
-->-- ''[[Literature/VorkosiganSaga The Vor Game]]''

->"Even on Barrayar", he said mildly, [[SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil "no human being can own another..."]]
-->-- ''[[VorkosiganSaga Brothers In Arms]]''

->[[NotSoDifferent We are not as far apart as I would like to think]], but neither are we as close as Vorru thinks.
-->-- '''[[TheDragon Kirtan Loor]]''', ''[[ComicBook/XWingSeries X-Wing: The Krytos Trap]]''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Live-Action TV]]

->'''Senator Powell:''' You have a young daughter, named Georgia, who is about 10 years old. Has little Georgia seen your film entitled ''Ripcord'', which contains 357 acts of violence, 175 profanities, and 4 scenes of lesbian sex? She proud of her daddy for that one?! How can you look that sweet little girl in the eye?\\
'''Peter Dragon:''' I manage. I never voted to subsidize the growing of tobacco, while turning my back on food programs for starving kids. I've never vetoed a gun control bill. All '''''my''''' guns are ''fake'', Senator! [[UsefulNotes/GulfWar I've never rushed to the defense of Kuwaiti oil fields]], while ignoring genocide in Africa, because big oil companies that line your fat pockets aren't concerned with black Africa. Those are all productions of your company Senator, this company right here!
-->-- ''Series/{{Action}}''

->Sweetie, when even ''I'm'' offended, you know you've gone too far.
-->-- '''Paige Michalchuk''' referring to her best friend Hazel's racism, ''Series/{{Degrassi}}''

->'''Topher:'''' See these dark areas? How they extend all the way out to here? You know why that looks like that? That's because Terry Karrens doesn't use that part of his brain. And that'd be where you find stored such things as empathy, compassion, an aversion to disemboweling puppies. Basically, this is what some of your more famous serial killers' brains look like.\\
'''[=DeWitt=]:''' You are quite certain of this?\\
'''Topher:''' Certain enough so that I have serious ethical problems with trying to wake him up.\\
'''Boyd:''' Topher has ethical problems... ''[[ForScience Topher!]]''\\
'''Topher:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Heh]]. Way to land it.
-->-- ''Series/{{Dollhouse}}''

->Just because a guy makes a living breaking into other people's apartments doesn't mean he likes kiddie porn.
-->-- '''Odafin Tutuola''', ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit''

->[[WouldNotHurtAChild I ain't never killed a kid, and I ain't gonna start now.]]
-->-- '''Mark Costa''', ''Series/TheMentalist'', "Little Red Corvette"

->28 million dead?! Couldn't we just ''wound'' some of them?
-->-- '''Quark''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Business As Usual"

->This isn't [[AcceptableTargets Wall Street]], this is Hell! ''We'' have a little something called [[TakeThat integrity]]!
-->-- '''[[OurDemonsAreDifferent Crowley]]''' to a subordinate who's been breaking [[DealWithTheDevil deals]], ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

->I'm evil. That's just ''tacky''.
-->-- '''Crowley''' finds out that a minion's been running a sex slavery ring in his name, ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

->'''[[AffablyEvil Omar]]''': Man, don't get it twisted, I do some dirt too. [[NeverHurtAnInnocent But I ain't never put my gun on anybody who wasn't in the game.]]\\
'''Bunk''': [[EveryoneHasStandards A man must have a code.]]\\
'''Omar''': Oh, no doubt.
-->-- ''Series/TheWire''

->Oh, this motherfucker be killing niggers just to do it. See? Nigga kill motherfuckers just 'cause he can. Not cause [[TheStoolPigeon they snitchin']], not '[[NothingPersonal cause it's business]], 'cause... this shit just come natural to him. I mean, Little Kevin is GONE! This nigger [[LackOfEmpathy don't feel nothin'.]] And all them motherfuckers in them row-houses - nobody mean a fucking thing to him! FUCK Marlo, man, FUCK him! And anybody that thinks it's alright to do people this way!
-->-- '''[[GangBangers Preston "Bodie" Broadus]]''', ''Series/TheWire''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Newspaper Comics]]

->I thought your uninformed outrage would be [[UnwittingPawn useful]] in my eternal struggle to avoid taxation! I didn't realize you were a nihilistic moron willing to crash the entire economy!
-->-- '''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Plutocrat Pete]]''' to [[StrawmanPolitical Tea Party Tim]], on his plan to force the government to default to control spending, ''ComicStrip/ThisModernWorld''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Tabletop Games]]

->I have seen planes leveled and all life rendered to dust. It brought no pleasure, even to a heart as dark as mine.
-->-- '''Sorin Markov''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', "[[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=186309 Day of Judgment]]"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Theatre]]

->I dare do all that becomes a man; Who dares more is none.
-->-- '''Theatre/{{Macbeth}}'''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Video Games]]

->The other Princes don't like him that much. I mean, even Malacath is more popular at parties, and Malacath[[note]]God of Outcasts and the ugly[[/note]] is '''not''' popular at parties.
-->-- '''Sheogorath''' describing Jyggaleg, ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion''

->'''Teisel Bonne''': Listen up everyone! I want you to take everything that isn't nailed down, you hear me?! I don't want there to even be a ''toothpick'' left!\\
'''Servbot 1''': Master Tiesel, we've taken all the supplies and loaded them onto the ship!\\
'''Servbot 2''': What should we do with the toilet paper?\\
'''Teisel Bonne''': We may be pirates, but we're not ''barbarians''. We'll let them keep the toilet paper.
-->-- The Bonnes' raid on Saul Kada village, ''VideoGame/MegaManLegends 2''

->This is messed up. [[CardCarryingVillain I'm all for being evil,]] but [[OmnicidalManiac this]] is just overkill.
-->-- '''Bowser,''' ''VideoGame/PaperMario''

->That is some (''bleep'')ed-up (''bleep''), man!
-->-- '''[[Website/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]''' in response to [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The Heavy]]'s [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown "funniest thing"]], ''VideoGame/PokerNightAtTheInventory''

->'''Sonic''': I can't figure [[ArchEnemy you]] out. One second you're [[OmnicidalManiac contemplating genocide]], and the next you're saving one of your worst enemies!\\
'''Dr. Eggman''': [[LampshadeHanging I'm a complicated guy]].
-->-- ''VideoGame/SonicLostWorld''

->We are ''not'' committing war crimes.
-->-- A light side Imperial member in ''VideoGame/StarWarsTheOldRepublic''

->'''[[Anime/{{Zambot 3}} Killer the Butcher]]''': It's a good day! Gizzar! Bring me wine! We drink to the Emperor of Vega!\\
'''Gizzar''': Gyoy, Butcher!\\
'''Killer''': Bareta, prepare me a new Mechaboost!\\
'''Bareta''': Gyoy, Butcher.\\
'''Killer''': All belongs to Gaizock. To me, Killer the Butcher. Hoh hoh hoh! Resist me with all your might, earthlings! Hoh hoh hoh hoh! Mwohohohohohoho!\\
'''[[Anime/UFORoboGrendizer Gandal]]''': (Emperor Vega, this man... he's too dangerous...)\\
'''Emperor Vega''': (Mm. Yes, we may have signed a deal with the devil.)\\
'''Killer''': Hoh hohohoho! Bwohohohohohohohohohoho!
-->-- ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsZ''

->Nothing stokes my ire like a cheater. Deception, duplicity, murder - these are merely tools in a toolbox one can use to ensure a job done well. But cheating? I cannot even wrap my head around the point of it. Wouldn't you know you had cheated? How on Earth could you maintain crisp certainty of your superiority to all others? And if you're unable to do that, what's the point of '''anything?'''
-->-- '''The Administrator''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2's'' [[http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=6679 Official Blog]]

->No dad, I'm not a [[AxCrazy "crazed gunman,"]] I'm an [[InsistentTerminology assassin!]] ...The difference bein' one's a job, the other's a mental sickness!
-->-- '''[[FriendlySniper The Sniper]]''' on the phone with his parents, ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'': "Meet the Sniper"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Visual Novels]]

->Ugly. Aah, how ugly is a woman drowning in lust...! This is this woman's true nature!! Even I, as a witch who has explored the depths of evil, find this most difficult to watch!!
-->-- '''[[{{Troll}} Beatrice]]''' as [[AbusiveParents Rosa Ushiromiya]] verbally attacks her own daughter, ''VisualNovel/UminekoNoNakuKoroNi''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Web Comics]]

->Wow... there's a level of pointless violence that offends even me when it's crossed. Live and learn, I guess...
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger Magus]]''', ''Webcomic/CaptainSNES''

->That's messed up, Sarda.
-->-- '''[[HeroicComedicSociopath Black Mage]]''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Saul''': Proper villains know offing is fine, [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil rape is not]].\\
'''Munsch''': We must have our moral standards or else we are no better than the rest of the rabble.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Ice}}''

->We're doctors in the field of robotics. Arson is a little beneath us, don't you think?
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/MegaManClassic Dr. Wily]]''', ''Webcomic/TwoEvilScientists''

->I have few principles, but I stick to them.
-->-- '''Black Hat Guy''', ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}''

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Web Original]]


->[[DeathByDespair That]] was the most [[PrecisionFStrike f__ed]] up thing I've ever seen, and I'm a [[{{Shinigami}} Death God!]]
-->-- '''Ryuk''', ''[[WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedDogface701 Death Note Abridged (Dogface701)]]''

->When the light shines upon my crimes, ''you'' find it sick, appalling!
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper''' to '''[[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]]''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''

->Hey, [[Film/{{Psycho}} Norman Bates]] called, he said you're really kind of a weirdo!
-->-- '''Linkara''' on the protagonist of a Music/LadyGaga comic, ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''

->'''Richard Sherman''': WHEN YOU MATCH ME UP AGAINST A SORRY RECEIVER LIKE MICHAEL CRABTREE, IMMA WHIP HIS ASS ON NATIONAL TV AND THEN CALL HIM NAMES WHILE HIS MAMA WATCHES!\\
'''[[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]]''': BOOOOO!\\
'''[[Franchise/HarryPotter Lord Voldemort]]''': HISSSSSS!\\
'''Bill Belichick''': HE’S SO EVIL!
-->-- ''Website/{{NFL Quarterbacks on Facebook}}''

->My God! What ''is'' this guy? First [[ItMakesSenseInContext the sandwiches]], and now [[EvilLaugh laughing evilly]] while [[YourCheatingHeart he's off to have an affair]]!? Even [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]] would be like "Dude, you are a fucking ass!"
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' to a {{Jerkass}} adulterer in ''TheTommyknockers''

->Even to other vampires, Divia is evil like whoa. [=LaCroix=] is [[BringMyBrownPants messing his pants over this one]]... She frames [=LaCroix=] for a murder just to dick with him, which is rude considering all of the ''real'' murders he's committed. Divia was created by one of the first of their kind: she killed him and entombed him for trying to control her. [=LaCroix=] saw an evil in her that frightened even him. So he decapitated ''and'' entombed her. It's supremely creepy when she starts [[VillainousIncest hitting on her dad]]. I guess incest was the final straw for him.
-->-- '''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa''' on ''Series/ForeverKnight''

->NOT EVEN [[ImageBoards 4CHAN]] WANTS THESE PEOPLE
-->-- '''Wiki/RationalWiki''' on Men's Rights Activism

->Creator/JMichaelStraczynski wrote a comic book explaining the WTC tragedy from superheroes' perspective. And in it, Dr. Doom cried. Yes, the evil mastermind who shot the Fantastic Four's building into space and who contributes to 80 percent of the world's daily robodeath ...he was really broken up by this slight variation of his every waking moment.
-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}'''

->Y'know, I might kill for no reason other than someone's in killing distance, but at least I'm not a Nazi.
-->-- '''{{Website/SF Debris}}''' impersonating Hirogen while reviewing ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', [[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS4E17TheKillingGame "The Killing Game Pt.1"]]

->There was a scene filmed for this movie where Jason [[KickTheDog kicks Toby to death]] but it was cut because according to Kane Hodder, there's some things even Jason wouldn't do. I love it. That's Jason Voorhees: card-carrying member of PETA.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/friday-13th-part-8/ on]] ''Film/FridayThe13thPartVIIIJasonTakesManhattan''

->231. I am not allowed to do anything that would make a [[StarWars Sith Lord]] cry.
-->-- ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG'' [[note]]This isn't really an example, as Mr. Welch was CherryTapping said Sith Lord from ''just'' outside of the range where he could effectively retaliate. But it's a good quote![[/note]]

->Even I’m not ''that'' crazy.
-->-- '''[[AmbiguousInnocence Bonesaw]]''' on attempting to clone [[EndOfTheWorld the]] [[{{Kaiju}} End]][[OmnicidalManiac bringers]], ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->I have never understood Creator/DonaldTrump’s involvement in wrestling. He is always presented as a face counterpart to Wrestling/VinceMcMahon’s evil billionaire character, but the facts tell a different, much darker story. While the wrestling persona Mr. [=McMahon=] once made Wrestling/TrishStratus strip and bark like a dog on television, the real-life Donald Trump once tried to [[DastardlyWhiplash demolish a little old lady’s house and turn it into parking space]].
-->-- '''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/donald-trump-buys-raw-dropped-almost-as-fast-as-wwes-stock/ "Donald Trump Buys Raw: Dropped Almost As Fast As WWE's Stock"]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Western Animation]]

->'''Nurse Bundt Cake:''' Princess Bubblegum [[FountainOfYouth is now thirteen]].\\
'''The Ice King:''' Thirteen? [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Well I'm out of here]]. Bye everyone.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', "Episode 26, Mortal Recoil"

->Stan, these people are monsters. You know what my [[AllGermansAreNazis country has done]], and I'm disgusted.
-->-- '''Klaus''' after hearing why Francine's parents had to [[ParentalAbandonment give her up]], ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->Grandfather may be evil, which I admire, but he's also a '''jerk'''!
-->-- '''Father''', ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor: WesternAnimation/OperationZERO''

->And what ''really'' bothers me is [that] you pretend that you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but [[AtLeastIAdmitIt at least I'm honest about it]].
-->-- '''Quagmire''' to Brian, as part of a long-winded TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Robot Devil''': I rather think we could strike a deal, Bender. I shall give you your army of the damned and in return I ask just one thing, just one itty-bitty thing... ''your firstborn son!'' (''EvilLaugh'')\\
'''Bender''': Just a sec.\\
(''cut to'')\\
'''Bender's Son''': Daddy! I knew you'd come back!\\
(''back to Robot Hell'')\\
'''Bender''': Here ya go! (''[[KickTheDog drop-kicks his son through a window and into a vat of fire]]'')\\
'''Robot Devil''': WOW! That was pretty brutal, even by ''my'' standards!\\
'''Bender''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice No backsies!]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->'''[[WickedCultured Ultra-Humanite:]]''' You'll be happy to know, Flash, that your words - jejune though they were - did not fall on deaf ears. I appreciate the sentiment behind them and therefore call a truce [[ChristmasEpisode in honour of the season]].\\
'''Franchise/TheFlash:''' Seriously?\\
'''Ultra-Humanite:''' You'll have the toy to give to [[HeartwarmingOrphan your young friends]]. I'm improving it, too.\\
'''The Flash:''' ...It's not gonna blow up or anything?\\
'''Ultra-Humanite:''' ''Flash''. It is ''Christmas''.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'', "[[ChristmasEpisode Comfort and Joy]]"

->Look Vanessa, there's good evil and there's bad evil.
-->-- '''Doofenshmirtz''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''

->I stole this accordion from a blind monkey! But '''YOU!''' You disgust even me!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->You just don't [[GroinAttack shoot a guy in the dick!]]
-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', one of the most evil people, ever, ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->'''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but how could you trade Spongebob for 62 cents?!\\
'''Mr. Krabs''': You think I could’ve gotten more?\\
'''Squidward''': He stuck up for you and you sold him out, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''

->'''[[SociopathicHero Brock:]]''' This is just ''[[WhatTheHellHero wrong]]'', man, even for [[PoweredByAForsakenChild you]]. Look at her!\\
'''[[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate Dr. Venture:]]''' I have watched you [[ComedicSociopathy pull a man's eyes from his head]] ''[[PeoplePuppets and make him dance like a marionette]]'' [[EyeScream with his own optic nerves!]]\\
'''Brock:''' At least I didn’t break his heart.\\
'''Dr. Venture:''' ...You don’t know that.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''

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[[folder: Real Life]]

->I had my dog in one of those kennel carrier things, you know those boxes...they made me take the dog out of the carrier, so they could inspect it for explosives. Who bombs a f**king puppy? Really, who does that? Bin Laden would be like, "You're a dick, dude. I can't believe you -- that's too far."
-->-- '''John Caparulo'''

->[[TheKlan The Ku Klux Klan, LLC.]] has not or EVER will have ANY connection with The [[TheFundamentalist "Westboro Baptist Church."]] We absolutely repudiate [[LastDisrespects their tactics.]]
-->-- Press release from the Ku Klux Klan's website, circa September 2003

->[[TakeThat Foul as it is, Hell itself is defiled by the foulness of King John.]]
-->-- '''Matthew Paris''', [[UnreliableNarrator medieval historian]]

->I'll never [[KickTheDog kick dogs]], I'll never hurt a child, I'll never slap a woman - three things I won't do on film.
-->-- '''Creator/LeeVanCleef''' describing his stipulations about playing villains. He is dead serious, too.[[note]]In ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'', they had to get a stand-in to perform the scene where he slapped a woman, as he flat-out refused to even ''mime'' hitting her.[[/note]]

->The followers of a robber asked: "Do robbers have morals or not?" Answered he: "Why do you say they have no morals? By sagacity they calculate what treasures lie hidden in a house, by courage they go first into danger, by justice they leave last, by wisdom they know whether or not a hit can succeed, and by kindness they split the spoils."
-->-- '''Zhuang Zi''', ''On Thievery''

-->''Though he had little love for them, Horthy could not quite bring himself to allow 'his' Jews to be subjected to Hitler's Final Solution''
-->Description of Eicnmann's difficulties with Hungarian dictator
-->From ''Righteous Gentile: The Story of Raoul Wallenberg, Missing Hero of the Holocaust'', by John Bierman

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