Quotes: Europeans Are Kinky
"Ulla wake up every morning at five AM. From five to seven, Ulla excercise. From seven to eight, Ulla take long shower. From eight to nine, Ulla eat big Swedish breakfast. Many different herrings. From nine to eleven, Ulla practice her singing und her dancing. And at eleven, Ulla like to have sex. So, what time should Ulla get here?"
"How is she? Well gee Barry, what's French for 'deliciously depraved'?"